Random
Name 3 nicknames for Paxton:
Pax
Pacman
Pman
Sparky
P
What color was his imaginary iPod?
Yellow
“I know I have power in these _____ I just need someone to teach me”
Hands
What did Daddy throw all over the living room out of anger when fighting with Paxton?
Calamine lotion
Who didn’t fasten Paxton’s car seat correctly on their way to Preschool?
Grampy, Pax spent some time staring at the floor when his car seat rested on the back of the driver seat after Grampy hit the brake too hard
What animal was on Pax’s first karate uniform that he didn’t wear for very long?
A baby dragon/alligator - white and purple and green
Who were Paxton’s imaginary friends?
Brother, Wrench, Lizzie, baby Kate??
How many days did Pax go to school his senior year?
Like 86??
What was Paxton’s first car?
Toyota Tacoma from Grampy
How many karate belts does Pax have?
4 (white yellow green blue)
Name one female celebrity crush Paxton has had in the past
Many but I remember Mandy from Last Man Standing being his wallpaper
What social media platform did Paxton use to bully NFL players?
What does Pax call the knots in his back?
Spoots
What school superlative did Pax win?
Biggest case of Senioritis???
Does Pax still pee in all different directions sometimes because of his patio block incident?
True?
What did Pax beat me with when I fell over a bike trying to get away?
Lacrosse stick
Why did a police officer show up at the front door one day looking for Paxton?
Fishing
What was in the water bottle that a young thirsty Pax gulped down while renting the boat on Lake Powell?
Tequila
What body part (more specifically part of the immune system) did Paxton have removed?
Tonsils
What is Paxton’s “no thank you” veggie?
Green beans
What math skill did Paxton know how to do before entering Kindergarten because I made him be my student during “school?”
Multiplication
What did Pax notoriously put on his head as a helmet to play his imaginary games?
Metal wired basket frame for bathroom trash can
What did Pax accidentally dump all over his head at dinner with the family because he thought the small dish was empty and was being silly for his cousins?
Yum yum sauce / soy sauce
Who did Paxton chase up the basement stairs and give titty twisters to?
Paige and I
What are some things Pax is fearful of?
Dying/being really sick
Hospitals
Old people homes