Traumatic Experiences
How the trampoline was lost
What is "it blew away"?
Dad has led permanently in his stomach for this reason
What is "Auntie Caz stabbed him with a pencil"?
Sound made when searching for family members in public places
What is "oo-oo-oop!"?
Disorder Jessie was most recently diagnosed with (not disease!)
Hyper flexibility
Name of our second black guinea pig
What is "Blackie"?
You might get sprayed with this if you anger dad.
What is "spittle"?
Method by which Mom was ignored while in peril in Hawaii
What is "being swept away by a riptide"?
(1) Method by which eyesight was protected daily and (2) its duration.
What is "2 hours of outside time"?
Nick got his eye surgery at this hospital
Duke University
What is "Onyx"?
Reason why Granny Annie broke her wrist
What is "Isabella letting go of the rope while granny was pulling her on the swing"?
Nickname of Mom's primary bully
What is "Fat Pat"?
Jack likes to sleep in this location at Penn State
What is "under his bed"?
The real name of Mom's "spinning episode"
Vertigo
Type of birds that flew out of our shed, never to be seen again
What is "parakeets"
After breaking her arm, Jessie was told to do this.
What is "to go watch TV"?
Name of Mom's evil grandmother
What is "Edna Hufnagel"?
Mom-Mom's most hated misnomer
What is "Susan"?
Alleged cause of Jack's anxiety and knee pain
Lyme Disease
Reason Rosie got kidney disease
What is "the vet administered anesthesia inappropriately for her age"?
(1) Method by which Isabella's hamster Sage died, and (2) the number of other pets lost in this mass casualty.
What is "dehydration," and "2 other pets" (guinea pigs)
(1) The year in which mom had to flee a country, and (2) the reason why
What is "1979" and "The Iranian Revolution"?
A previous family favorite joke that starts with "who?"
What is "who?" ... "asked."
Name of Isabella's primary disorder
Ehler Danlos Syndrome
Names of all of our rabbits