Jason Kenney Say What!
Your province is on the precipice of exponential spread of a deadly virus?
Come on
Billie Jo wishes she was this former principal who once replied to an email from Crystal Handford instead of forwarding it, then wrote exactly what was on her mind.
Diane Williams
He is my least favourite Pat
Rule following, social distancing Pat
This delightful nectar of the Gods, once hated by Billie Jo, is now best enjoyed in matching socks.
Red wine
This world leader once said, "I never hit my ex-wife. But many times I wanted to shoot her."
Jair Bolsonaro
The numbers of hospitalized COVID patients are careening out of control?
Knock it off
This former principal likes to joke the biggest mistake of his career was hiring Mel.
Bill McGowan
He comes out once a year and he is my third and a half favourite Pat
Birthday Pat
Driving beer
She famously cheered, "The average new cases/day in school-age Albertans continues to fall", three weeks after high school learning went online.
Dr. Deena Hinshaw
Need break when saying the same old thing during a press conference
"Let me be clear"
Though not a former principal, this acting admin has logged more admin hours than the new VPs at HRH and St. Joe's combined.
Peter Taylor
He's had one too many, and he's my third favorite Pat.
P-Fog
This delicious DIPA from the original Bench Creek Brewing will have Chuck Williams forgetting how to speak by 7pm.
Apex Predator
This person said "It's really cold outside, they are calling it a major freeze, weeks ahead of normal. Man, we could use a big fat dose of global warming!"
Donald Trump
Dozens of Kenney lackies left the country over Christmas because...
"I wasn't clear"
A little known fact, it was constant yearning for playing ABBA for his social students that drove this former admin back to the classroom.
Pat Fogarty
He's too sexy and he's my second favorite Pat
Dancing Pat
If a friend sneaks you one of these, you'll have to choke it back; unless you are Peter, then enjoy!
Smirnoff Ice
This poorly buffoon once quipped, "My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it."
Boris Johnson
Kenney worried a mandatory mask bylaw would turn Albertans into lawbreakers in which mythical rural Alberta location?
M.D. of Opportunity
This is what former admin Paul Tobin would like to do to Courtney Lawrence.
Have a respectable meeting about educational pedagogy
He's sauvé and deboair and he is my all time favorite Pat
Escalator Pat
After our next PD with Jerry Fidgle, we will all need one of these classic bourbon cocktails made with bitters and a twist of orange
Old fashioned
This fool caused commotion in the staffroom by announcing, "I don't know how they won't all get 100% in CALM"
Lunch Room Pat