All things Colaianni
The Handyman
Pepper's P.O.W.s (Pearls of Wisdom)
Pepper in the Driver's Seat
Been There
100

This Colaianni child wandered off while Fitz and Janice were babysitting and was found behind the counter at McDonalds in search of a "hang-a-ber"

Who is Tyson?

100

These seasonal additions to Pepper's residence first appeared at Villa Lisa, and the only "construction" required is an electrical outlet and lot of hot air.

What are Christmas blow-up decorations?

100

Pepper did not attend this rock star's concert at Georgetown, but later made it up to him by buying the rock star drinks at a New Jersey bar.  

Who is Bruce Springsteen?

100

Although he has not lived there for decades, Pepper is still referred to as the best driver in this New Jersey county.

What is Bergen?

100

There has never been this much fishnet at Nats Park.

Who is Lady Gaga?

200

Pepper once sent this to Bernie to convince him to continue to pay Pepper's tuition at Georgetown.

What is his hair after he got it cut?

200

This addition by Pepper to Villa Lisa caused quite a "hoopla" among the members of  the Solitaire homeowners association.

What is the basketball hoop?

200

Most often associated with organic growth on the surface of stagnant water, this one-word description of men was used by Pepper to try to dissuade Ashton from associating with them.  

What is scum?

200

It is Pepper's current license plate.  

What is  IMAHOYA?

200

What events did this beloved DMIA President make arrangements for a special weekend of nback to back professional games.

Who are the Philadelphia Flyer and 76ers?

300

Flo exclaimed "I'm so hung over may hair hurts" after this event."

What is Pepper's wedding.

300

Pepper was the "basement" dweller" in his college townhouse, because that was the only room that could accommmodate the "girth" of this favorite" berth" of Pepper's.

What is his waterbed?

300

It is the difference between a college and university.

What is a library?

300

 It was the name given to the Volkswagen that Pepper "possessed" because its color matched the color of the vomit from this character in the Exorcist.

What is Regan?

300

The Georgetown intersection where Pepper's college touwnhouse was located.

What is 37th and O Street.

400

Bern ripped up these valuable tickets as a punishment when Pepper broke curfew.

What is Game 6 of the Mets World Series Game?

400

Pepper had a merry time and went "round and round" to find and install this addition to Villa Lisa.

What is the carousel horse?

400

Pepper attributes the fact that Ryan was once a Republican to this mis-step by Ryan's godfather (Sloner) at this baptism.

What is making the sign of the cross backwards.

400

After volunteering to take the first driving shift on this famous road trip, Pepper was dismayed to learn that he would have to continue driving all night because all of the other "boys" were too drunk to drive.  

What is the Bago Boys Spring Break trip?

400

Pepper bought a house in this Arlington neighborhood, but never hosted a "roaring" luau there.  

What is Lyon Village?

500

Pepper claims to have played "lead tambourine" in this band as a youth.

What is the Psychic Reaction?

500

This purchase necessitated an interview and lots of muriatic acid.

What is the purchase of Amityville Horror?

500

While most people might find it "shocking"  Pepper told Ashton's Fourth Grade class that this is how he pampers himself.

What is listening to Howard Stern?

500

Going to "talk to Jack" meant that Pepper was driving to order from this fast food outlet, which actually was owned by Ralston-Purina at the time.

What is Jack In The Box.

500

Now immortalized on a door knocker, it is the nickname given to Pepper's current home on Woodland Terrace.

What is Villa Lousy?

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