Typically, a measure with a total of 5 quarter notes would be in this time signature
5/4
A fishy scraper
Guiro
The oboe is a woodwind instrument in this sub-family
Double reed
Despite vicious rumors this happy couple is not an "item"
Fisch & Slaws
This character from Dr. Suess was just awarded "Best Musician" in PERC III
Juliana Holleran

This dweeb claimed he sited a Martian at HT
Who else?!
A walking tempo in Italian
Andante
The Cha-Cha (or Cha-Cha-Cha) hails from this country
Cuba
The djembe originated in this part of Africa (N,S,E,W)
West Africa
One who plays a bassoon is called this
Foolish
These curiosities are commonly found on planet ...

Mars
This former HT percussionist misbehaved
Parker Gross
This clown cried at the site of his first drumset
Mr. Slawson
This marking increases a note's value by 75%
Double dot
John Bonham drummed for this rock band
Led Zeppelin
This instrument is sometimes thought of as "Indian Bongos"
Tabla or Dumbek
Woodwind instruments are constructed mostly of this material
Wood
This former drummer is not the president
Bernie Sanders
The rock star on the right played this instrument while touring Ecuador (not drums)
Marimba
This monster is PERC IV's chime player
"Roundup" (Director's Cut)
Connor Quinn
D.S. stands for
dal Segno (from the sign)
The Tango originated here
Argentina (or Uraguay along the Rio de la Plata)
Congas, bongos and claves are part of this ethnic group of percussion instruments
Latin
Keyboards in Bach's time (Baroque period) were called
Harpsichords
This mischievous fellow may be looking for trouble
Mr. Slawson
In Baroque music, this instrument _____ is commonly doubled with timpani
Trumpet

Self explanatory
Combined measures of 4/4 + 3/8 = one measure of
11/8
Buddy Rich was a great ______ drummer
Jazz or Big Band
This hardware invention made the evolution of the drumset possible
Bass drum pedal
This instrument has the lowest range in the orchestra
Contrabassoon
This celebrity was the proud owner of a boxer dog
Curly from The 3 Stooges
This earth shattering event took place on April 2, 2021
Perc-a-roni '21
This culinary fashionista was "Most Improved Musician" in PERC IV in 2023
Julian Martinez
Bring artillery to fight this musical round
Canon