Life lessons
Unless you are actually in the delivery room, never assume a woman is this.
What is pregnant?
Philadelphia.
Who are the Phillies?
Material Girl, Like a Prayer, Vogue.
Who is Madonna?
Mrs. Evert's favorite cartoon, the sister's name is Candace.
What is Phineas and Ferb?
Rights did not improve for this gender under the Napoleonic Code.
Who are women?
Unless someone is sporting a sign, bumper sticker or other indicator of support for a candidate, it is not polite to ask this.
What is who did you vote for?
Boston.
Who are the Red Sox?
Three Little Birds, Trenchtown Rock
Who was Bob Marley?
Long Beach Island is this long (the settled part).
What is 18 miles?
This is the military system instituted by Napoleon, that blended different types of troops.
What are the corps?
In the restaurant industry, this percentage is considered a good tip.
What is 20%?
Seattle.
Who are the Mariners?
Born in the USA, Dancing in the Dark.
Who is Bruce Springsteen?
He is a comedian who had a show in the 90s, about nothing...
Who is Jerry Seinfeld?
Once Napoleon became Emperor, he wanted heirs, so he divorced Josephine and married a young princess from this kingdom as part of a peace agreement, repeating history.
What is Austria?
If you see something on the ground that is not contaminated, but is litter, this is what you should do.
What is pick it up and throw it out?
Washington.
Who are the Nationals?
Stairway to Heaven, Whole lot of love.
Who were Led Zeppelin?
This local town is called the Queen City.
What is Beach Haven?
Napoleon's defeat in the winter to this empire led to his first exile.
What is Russia?
These animals should not be fed on the beach.
What are seagulls?
Chicago, American League.
Who are the White Sox?
Who was Johnny Cash?
This is the northernmost town on Long Beach Island.
What is Barnegat Light?
Napoleon's final defeat in present day Belgium, which would lead to his final exile in St. Helena.
What is Waterloo?