Silly Jokes
What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you
There are twenty-eight bumble bees in the garden and only twenty flours. How many more bumble bees are there flowers?
Eight!
When someone is speaking to you do you
A) Ignore them and hope they go away
B) look them in the eyes and listen carefully
C) Yell in their face
D) talk over them about fire trucks.
B! Look them in the eyes and listen carefully
This truck is white with blue writing on the side. It has blue and white flashing lights and it drives people to the hospital
Ambulance
This animal barks a lot. Shannon asks him to quiet down
Yuki, the dog!
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it
77
+ 77
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154!
You’re working hard in session and an ambulance drives by. You
A) jump up and run to the window
b) Sceram, ambulance, ambulance!
c) Politely ask if you can take a break to look at the ambulance
d) End the zoom meeting and leave.
C) Politely ask if you can take a break to look at the ambulance
This car is fancy and a lot of people ride in them to their wedding. They are loooong and often black or white.
Limousine
This animal comes out at night. It likes to eat from people’s garbage bins and sometimes makes a very big mess.
A raccoon
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts
Jimbo the elephant just LOVES peanuts.
In January he ate 120 nuts
In February he at 428 nuts
In march he had zero nuts.
How many nuts did he have all together?
548 nuts
You’re enjoying lunch at day program with friends, do you
A) chew with your mouth closed, answering questions after you have swallowed?
B) Spit food you do not like out onto the floor
C) Take a nap
D) Eat with your hands
A) Chew with your moth closed, answering questions after you have swallowed!
This vehicle is large and usually green. People in the army drive them and they have a rather large gun on the top of them.
A tank!
This animal loves to eat nuts. They are often seen running up and down trees. They have a large bushy tail. Most are black, but some are brown.
A squirrel
How can you tell a vampire has a cold?
He starts coffin
On Monday it felt like 41 degrees C
On Tuesday it felt like 38 degrees C
On Wednesday it felt like 37 degrees C
Today it feels like 33 degrees C.
A) What was the hottest day this week?
B) What was the coolest day this week?
A) Monday was the hottest day
B) Thursday is the coolest
It’s time for session and Shannon asks, Hi Peter how are you. You respond with:
a) I am good, how are you Shannon?
b) You ignore Shannon
c) YOu wait for Shannon to leave
d) you saying, Hi Peter how are you
A) I am good, how are you Shannon?
This vehicle has blades on the top of it that help it fly
a Helicopter
This animal is very large. Usually, they like to be in water and relax. Sometimes they are on land and can run very fast,.
They are grey and have small rounded ears. They have large nostrils they breath from when in the water
a hippo!
What did the banana say to the dog?
Nothing, bananas can’t talk!
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+ 1, 001
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2, 035
a) Peter just saw a fire truck and he is very excited. What zone is Peter in?
B) How can Peter get back into the green zone?
A) Peter is in the yellow zone because he is excited
b) peter can take deep breaths, listen to some music, focus on what others are asking him to do.
This truck is equiped with a lot of gadgets. There is a ladder, water hose, a large horn and is red.
A Fire truck!
This animals does not have arms or legs. Instead, it must slither on the ground to get from one place to the next. Sometimes they have rattles on the end of their tail. Some have large fangs
A snake