Animals with hair
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear
Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it.
This animal can fly and swim. This animal is very famous in Beijing.
DUCK
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a bit flushed.
Why can't Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?
Because she will "let it go, let it go"
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste