Language Riddles
Mathematical Riddles
Puns
Jokes
Big Words
100
This has neither flesh nor bone yet has 4 fingers and a thumb.
What is a glove?
100
How is the moon like a doller?
What are they both have 4 quarters
100
This type of nut sneezes.
What are cashews?
100
This is the cat you would never play poker with.
What is a cheetah?
100
This statement is neither true nor false.
What is a paradox?
200
A king dined with his sister, his friend and his friend's wife. All of them were greedy beasts who loved food more than life. At last 3 pies alone remained, there wasn't any knife. How did they all have equal shares to save themselves from strife?
What is the king's sister was married to his friend.
200
The amount of eggs you can put in an empty basket.
What is 1?
200
This animal is small and big.
What are Chihuahuas?
200
The teacher said this when it rained cats and dogs.
What is "Be careful not to step on a poodle!"?
200
This means: Something that is the same forward and backward.
What is a palindrome?
300
Joan of Ark is made of this.
What is oarlings?
300
This has 4 legs and only 1 foot.
What is a bed?
300
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. He responds...
What is "If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal".
300
Which is faster: Hot or Cold?
What is Hot, because you can catch a cold!!!
300
This means: a word where the two parts seem to have opposite meanings
What is an oxymoron?
400
The amount of sides a circle has.
What is 2, inside and out?
400
This is alive and has only one foot.
What is a leg?
400
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda...
What is "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
400
What happened to the dog that swallowed a watch?
What is it got ticks!
400
This means: the state of being no longer needed or useful.
What is a redundancy?
500
The president that had the biggest hat.
What is the one with the biggest head?
500
Thaegan gulps her favourite food in a cave with all her brood. Hot, Tot, Jin, Jod, Fie, Fly, Zan, Zod, Pik, Snik, Lun, Lod and the dreaded Ichabod. Each child holds a slimy toad. On each toad squirm 2 fat grubs. On each grub ride 2 fleas brave. How many living in Thaegan's cave?
What is 106?
500
There are 9 cats on a bridge and if one jumped over the edge how many cats are left?
What is none
500
What do you call a fish without eyes?
What is a fsh!
500
This means: finding something you didn't expect to find
What is a serendipity?
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