Phillies GOATS
This Goat has the franchise record for RBIs
Who is Luke Chernesky (109)
This Clown always makes a fuss about batters fouling pitches off when he attempts to steal
Who is Tyler Marriott
This Goat has the franchise record for most home runs
Who is Luke Chernesky (I have no idea the number but this is no doubt true)
This Icon hit a NUKE at Buhler Park after the pitcher refused to take a warm-up pitch
Who is Luke Chernesky
These two Bozos recently crossed each other on the bases on their way to home plate
Who are Luke and Kalena Chernesky
This Goat has the franchise record for runs scored
Who is Brady Dyck (100)
This Clown got taken DEEP in back-to-back pitches against Elmwood this season
Who is Cameron Stubbs
This Goat is known for drawing the outfield in then using sneaky pop to hit BOMBS over their heads
Who is Kalena Chernesky
This Icon hit a CLUTCH 3-run BOMB in the last inning of the first round of the playoffs this season
Who is Kalena Chernesky
This Bozo tried catching the ball with her head instead of her glove
Who is Kate Isfeld
This Goat recorded his first two career RBIs before recording a hit
Who is Chase Borgford
This Clown left the Phillies organization only to lose to them in the Wild Card Game the following year
Who is Josh Gouriluk
This Goat is the only player to record over 100 hits in both the 2025 and 2026 seasons
Who is Brady Dyck
This Icon started her Dinger SZN career with 4 straight walks
Who is Karen Chernesky
This Bozo has recorded over 50 errors in the last two seasons. His favourite error is misplaying a ground ball, then chucking it into the fifteenth row for a lucky fan
Who is Luke Chernesky
These two Goats are tied with the same amount of hits
Who are Owen Loney and Colin Lee (83)
This Clown started his Phillies and baseball career off strong, getting on base in back-to-back games. He would then proceed to strike out 27 straight times
Who is Jordon Wong
This Goat got ridiculed for his lack of outfield expertise then proceeded to pitch Dinger SZN to a decisive A-side Championship
Who is Owen Loney
This Icon has caught the final out in both franchise ALCS clinching games
Who is Brady Dyck
This Bozo didn't tell the team she was pregnant until Brady Dyck ran her over while tracking down a pop up
Who is Steph (Miranda's sister)
Brady should start doing this move with Hailey and Kate
These three Goats all have over 100 career hits
Who are Steph Boulley (117), Brady Dyck (130), and Luke Chernesky (145)
In his Phillies debut, this Clown made two outfield errors then wore Wes Loney's knee to his face
Who is Tyler North
These two Goats have both hit 28 home runs since 2024
Who are Colin Lee and Brady Dyck
Who is Miranda Mortimore
This Bozo insisted he would never strike out in softball, only to get diced up an inning later.
Who is Tyler Marriott and the ensuing crash out was generational