Thanksgiving Jokes
Thanksgiving
Thermodynamics
Light Bulb Anatomy
Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
Are you smarter than a 9th grader?
100
What key has legs and can't open a door?
a turkey
100
The loose red skin attached to the underside of a turkey's beak is called what?
wattle
100
The standard unit for work and heat is the
joule
100
Which bulb will light?
Bulb 1
100
What is the largest country (land mass)?
Russia
100
Is the following function a relation? {(-3,2), (-2,4), (-1,2), (5,4)}
yes
200
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
because he had his own drumsticks
200
How fast can turkeys run when they are scared?
20 mph
200
In an isothermal reaction there is no change in
temperature
200
At which location should a second wire be attached so that all three bulbs will light?
location C
200
What is the most populous country?
China
200
The triangle ABC has coordinates (2,4), (5,8), and (-3,7). If the triangle is reflected over the y-axis, the new coordinates are
(-2,4), (-5,8), and (3,7)
300
What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him
300
Which two NFL teams have played a game on Thanksgiving Day since 1966?
Detroit Lions and Dallas Cowboys
300
A reaction in which there is no transfer of heat is what kind of reaction?
adiabatic
300
At which location must a second wire be added in order to only light bulb 1?
location D
300
What is the name of the Greek god of war?
Ares
300
When a business has sole control of a product or service in an area, it is said to have this.
a monopoly
400
What did the turkey say to the computer?
google, google
400
Which state produces the most cranberries?
Wisconsin
400
How many moles?
0.398 mol
400
At which location must a second wire be placed in order to light bulbs 1 and 3 only?
location D
400
What is the capital of Canada?
Ottawa
400
The attitude an author takes towards a subject.
Tone
500
What kind of weather does a turkey like?
fowl weather
500
Which president made Thanksgiving a permanent national holiday?
Abraham Lincoln
500
Argon has a molar mass of 39.9 g/mol. What is the mass of one particle of argon in standard units?
6.63 x 10-26 kg
500
Which bulb will burn brighter: one with a thicker filament or one with a thinner filament?
Thinner filament
500
What is the largest mammal?
blue whale
500
This major key contains 4 flats
A-flat major