Best
your last name.
I’m learning about important dates in history.
Do you want to be one of them?
Do you have a sunburn,
or are you always this hot?
You have some nice jewelry.
It would look great on my nightstand.
Because I’d love to meet you.
I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being
this week’s hottest single.
Are you from Starbucks because
I like you a latte
Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth,
I would still fall for you!
Baby, I’m like a firefighter I find them
hot and leave them wet.
You sound busy…
any chance of adding me to your to-do list?
I’d never play hide and seek with you because
someone like you is impossible to find.
Your body is 75% water,
and I'm thirsty
Your lips look so lonely…
Would they like to meet mine?
Are you a thief? Cause I want you to steal
my virginity tonight!
Are you from China?
Cause I’m China get in your pants.
I`m no weatherman, but you can expect
a few inches tonight.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because
I am checking you out.
Was your dad a farmer?
Cause you sure have great melons.
I’ll treat you like my homework:
Slam you on the table & do you all night long!
Are you made out of grapes?
Because you are fine as wine!
Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth,
I would still fall for you!
With my IQ and your body, we could make
a race of super children!
There must be something wrong with my eyes,
I can’t take them off you.
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me
the harder I get!
Are you a bank loan?
Because you have my interest.