Lisa's Friday Jokes
Why was the math book so sad?
What is "it had a lot of problems"?
Why did the baker keep baking?
Why did the donut go to the dentist?
Why should you never trust a pig with your secrets?
What is "they're always squealing"?
What's blue and doesn't weight very much?
What is "light blue"?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What is "a gummy bear"?
What is Rob's nickname for Kim L?
What is "a hobbit"?
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
What is "Nothing, they just waved"?
Why did the car get a flat tire?
What is "Because there was a fork in the road"?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
What is Rob's favorite agenda item?
What is "the airing of grievances"?
Why did the old man fall in the well?
What is "because he couldn't see that well"?
Why does the golfer wear two pants?
What is "because he's afraid he might get a "hole-in-one""?
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What is "outlaws are wanted"?
What's a pig's favorite piece of furniture?
What is "a ham-mock"?
What do you call a psychic little person who has escaped from prision?
What is a "small medium at large"?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What is "too many ears"?
Why won't snowmen eat any carrot cake?
What is "they're afraid it has boogers in it"?
Why do piglets take home economics in school?
What is "to learn how to sow"?