Jokes
How much did the pirate pay for his piercing?
A buck-an-ear
What goes all the way around the world but stays in a corner?
A stamp!
What is heavier. A Kg of Feathers or a Kg of metal?
None! they are both a Kg!
This wording was added to the 4-H Pledge in 1973.
And my world
Why did the Pirate go to the Apple store?
To get a new IPatch
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole
What were the Spice Girls originally called?
Touch
True or false:
This wording was added to the 4-H Pledge in 1973.
True
What is a pirate's favorite exercise?
The plank!
What two words when added together have the most letters?
Post Office
Where is the heart located in a shrimp?
The head!
How many judging teams are offered in Tennessee 4-H?
13
How much did the pirate pay for a peg leg and a hook?
An arm and a leg?
What do the letter T and an Island have in common?
You will find them both in the middle of water!
What is ye national animal of Scotland?
The Unicorn!
Name the two Universities most closely associated with the Tennessee 4-H program?
The University of Tennessee and Tennessee State University
What is the name of the craziest pirate?
Barry D. Treasure
I'm a rare case when today comes before yesterday. What am I?
A dictionary!
WHat fruit tastes like Chocolate pudding?
Black sapote
What current 4-H event was named Tennessee
4th Grade Division 4-H Club Short Course in 1939?
Tennessee 4-H Roundup