The R's have it
Pirate Life
But wait there's more
Oh no.. yet more?
Make it stop
100
The E. RRRRRRRRR.
What is the place you work when you cross an emergency room doctor and a pirate?
100
Shiver me timbers!
What a pirate says when his wooden leg gets stuck in the freezer?
100
One's a rumbling tummy, and the other's a tumbling rummy!
What is the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
100
The iPatch
What is Apple's new technology for pirates?
100
Because their fathers insist that there are seven Cs!
What is the reason young pirates always fail when saying the alphabet in kindergarten?
200
They run the video projectaaaaaaaaar.
What is the job of nerd pirates in high school.
200
HIGH SEAS!
What kind of grades did the pirate get in school?
200
Aye to Aye!! (while covering one eye)
What is the way pirates talk to each other?
200
I say nay, it not be a spider... but it be eight pirates!
What is it when you have 8 eyes and 8 legs?
200
Because it's got a star board!
Why do pirates like to play Chinese Checkers?
300
Visit the Tzarrrrrrr!
What is pirate going to do when they travel to Russia?
300
They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!
How do pirates know that they are pirates?
300
They prefer to settle through ARRrrrbitration
What is the reason pirates don't need lawyers?
300
Nothing, it just waved.
What did the ocean say to the pirate Captain?
300
The pillage idiot
What is a stupid pirate?
400
His Barrrrrrr Mitzvah!
What celebration turns a boy pirate into an adult pirate
400
Because he didn't have enough money for an iPad!
Why did the pirate buy an eyepatch?
400
I'd like to buy an Ayyyyyy!
What did the pirate on Wheel of Fortune say?
400
The Hook! Right into the water.
What is a pirate's favorite golf shot?
400
Hop aboard, matey
What do ye say to a pirate with one leg?
500
Because they hate YARRRRRRRdwork!
What is the reason pirates never buy houses?
500
Scan Q-ARRRR codes!
What is a pirates favorite thing to do with a smart phone?
500
Squawk, squawk!
What is the first line when a parrot starts a knock knock joke?
500
Because his dad got to play "hooky" at work!
Why did the little pirate want to continue the family business?
500
Arr and B
What is a pirate's favorite type of music?
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