AKA
A round of applause for the colloquial name for gonorrhea, a bacterial STD
What is The Clap?
The powerhouse of the cell
What is the mitochondria?
The location where digestion begins
What is the mouth?
Used to treat everything from toothaches to depression, this now illegal substance also makes for a delicious soft drink.
What is cocaine?
This common contraceptive can be traced back to the reinassance, where it was made from sheep intestines
What are condoms?
A twist on decompression sickness, caused by divers ascending too quickly
What is the bends?
The human organ where bile is stored
What is the gallbladder?
Some people cannot fully digest this sugar found in dairy products. Maybe try tolerating it?
What is lactose?
Championed as a weight loss or asthma treatment, this stimulant is still one of the most widely used in the world today
What is tobacco/nicotine?
The only 100% effective birth control method
Previously known as Lockjaw, this disease is caused by a bacterial infection often found in rust
What is tetanus?
What LUCA stands for
What is Last Universal Common Ancestor?
The FDA recommends around 25-30 grams daily of this, which adds bulk to stool and controls blood sugar and cholesterol levels
What is dietary fiber?
This illegal opioid was sold as a cough suppressant that was safer than coedine despite being highly addictive
What is heroin?
Intrauterine device is the name of this implant, known to be 99% effective according to Planned Parenthood
What is an IUD?
Another word for Hansen's disease, which causes skin lesions and nerve damage, is derived from the Greek word "leperós," or "scaly man"
What is Leprosy?
The type of dominance seen in blood type inheritance.
What is Codominance?
At 7 Cal/gram, this "nutrient" provides no nutritional value
What is alcohol?
What is methamphetamine?
While biological females can get "tubes tied" to prevent pregnancy through tubal litigation, biological males can get this "snip"
What is a vasectomy?
The common name for Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, which leads to mental deterioration, brain damage, and death. Maybe skip the steak?
What is Mad Cow disease?
The 3 ATP producing processes in humans.
What are glycolysis, the citric acid/krebs cycle, and the ETC?
The fat soluble vitamins
Found in mouthwashes, ointments, and cold medicine, this drug used to be a general anesthetic before its was discovered to be a carcinogen.
What is chloroform?
Many birth control methods, including injections like Depo-Provera, include this hormone that prevents pregnancy
What is progestin?