Weird State (where the PMO lives) Laws
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it
would for a vehicle
Florida
JUST LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!
It’s Britney Betch!
Littering and? Littering and?
Littering and?
….Smoking the reefer
Super Troopers
This crazy smaht creature has 3 hearts. Some say it's full of love, others say it's a little clingly
Octopus
What are we doing tomorrow? The same thing we do every night! Try and take over the world!
Pinky and the Brain
You may not educate dogs
Connecticut
Yo Mike, do you want to hear some magic. He was featured in Ricky Martin's "She Bangs" music video.
Channing Tatum
I've got a message for all the other drivers out there. If you smell a delicious, crispy smell after the race, it's not your tailpipe. It's just a little of Shake and Bake!
Talladega Nights
This animal has a beak, is a mammal and lays eggs
Platypus
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup
Powerpuff girls
It is illegal to slurp soup
New Jersey
She always wanted to be a nun and be married to God. Instead she married a baby goose.
Eva Mendes
I love lamp! I love lamp.
The Anchorman
This animal “proposes” using a pebble. No it's not a silly goose
Penguin
These 2 opposing animals are joined at the hip and go on adventures
Cat-Dog
This state mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
Illinois
He was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of marijuana when he was 20. Does it feel like Groundhog Day?!
Bill f**king Murray
"I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."
Notting Hill
This creature tastes with its feet. Oooh is that butter?
Butterfly
Have you ever wanted to throw this guys ever over them there mountains?
Hey Arnold!
It's illegal to tie a crocodile or alligator to a fire hydrant
Michigan
Her middle name is Alison? Ugh look what you made me do
T Swizzle
"If you’re a bird, I’m a bird."
The Notebook
This animal has 17 unique facial expressions. Given its name, its gotta use their face rather than their voice
Horse
These kids couldn’t wait for the bell to go out and play.
Recess