Poké Pals
It's my precious.
Golem
Water Pokémon?
They are Pocket Monsters
Seel
I don't wanna go to work. I don't want to take a shower. I don't walk to talk to you. Leave!
Krabby
This Pokémon is Staryu. The correct answer is Staryu. If you say Staryu, you be correct ok?
Starmie
Same mood.
Ditto
Fire Pokemon?
Only if they're under performing, late a lot, or causing a disturbance and have had 3 write ups. HR is involved for anything more offensive or problematic.
I was given cream and a churn for my birthday.
Butterfree
Electrocution? A second time?!
Zapdos
This Pokemon pays you in Coke.
Jynx
A pirate lost he tools to repair his ship. He needs to bore a hole. Finally he spots it. "Yar! There (blank)!"
Beedrill
Ghost Pokemon?
No that's rude. Least break up with them in person like a man.
My sluggish brother is annoying me, even though I have up my invisible barrier.
Slowpoke
(Slowbro awards half)
"My brother Gary refuses to take his medication!"
"How much does he need to take?"
A Gyarados
This Pokemon runs through the fields, planes, and forests. It's vision is grand.
Horsea
My cat calls to me, I call back.
Mewtwo
Fairy Pokemon?
Lapras
My strongest, my title holder, my winner.
Machamp
Bruised onion, beaten garlic, damaged tulips.
Bulbasaur
This Pokemon has fathered millions and millions of offspring.
Kangaskhan
We walk next to the courtyard in the cathedral. Roof above our heads.
Cloyster
Ground Pokemon?
They must suffer the consequences of any actions they take.
7 or 13 Humans
Primeape
My uncle works at Nintendo. And my girlfriend lives in the Kanto region. You probably never heard of her.
Farfetched
This Pokemon is very angry and has many partners in love.
Poliwrath