He only sleeps during the day. Your eyes will shine all night long.
Meowth
🇪🇻
Miraidon, because EV stands for electric vehicle
He's never gonna give you up
Gastly. I will also accept the full Rick Gastly
Who would the Genie from Aladdin have as a Pokemon?
Chancey, because ten thousand years can give you such a crick in the neck, and Chanceys are known for their healing
Team Rocket
Interior design is a good example. Seeing the result, the weak enemy fled.
Arbok
🌵⚱️
Phantump, because a cactus is a plant and you put dead people in an urn and phantump is ghost type
This one could give you a nightmare before Christmas!
Timburr-ton
Who would Flynn Rider have as a Pokemon?
Nosepass
Grass Pokemon
If there were doing something illegal, sure!
He turned to see a hole in the armor and red metal pouring out.
Flapple
🍎
Rotom (Possessed Phone Form)
Oh no! My girlfriend! She has broken up with me! What has she done?
Bayleef
Who would Winnie the Pooh have as a Pokemon?
Any horse pokemon (Mudbray, rapidash, etc)
Fighting Pokemon
Yes, that's the entire point of the game series
He has character and personality. Catch your pet as soon as possible. Then he threw the stone.
Lycanroc
🗡️🛡️
Sir' Fetched, cuz he has a sword and shield thing going on
Recently my colleague in work, Susanna, - she recently got married and changed her last name from McAfee to Doe - told me to apply for a promotion because, and I quote, "If I was you, it's a no brainer to apply." Should I?
Su doe would do, therefore I should
Who would Mulan have as a Pokemon?
Armarouge, as in Moulin Rouge
Fire Pokemon
He was acting strange and crying.
Kricketune
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Paras. Two 4x weaknesses and four 2x weaknesses, and potential for dry skin with an 8x weakness to fire. So yeah. It's trash.
If Jolteon fell on the floor-eon at a pub quiz ran by Vaporeon, its teammate is a sleepy Umbreon, so who else could answer the quest-eon?
Me/Name of answerer
Who would Ursula have as a Pokemon?
poor unfortuate Solgaleo
Psychic Pokemon
Probably if he wasn't doing his Gangnam Style dance safely