Kanto
This Pokémon spends most of its life at daycare being used for breeding by complete strangers.
Ditto
The alphabet became sentient
Unknown
The ugliest pokemon, but evolves if you tell it its pretty.
Feebass
Someone at Nintendo designed this pokemon and decided it needed the proportions of a Playboy Bunny.
Lopunny
Someone left a garbage bag long enough for it to develop consciousness.
Trubbish
You left home to become a Pokémon Master, and this creepy clown immediately moved in with your mom.
Mr. Mime
This pokemon blocks public roads and assaults anyone who tries to water it.
Sudowoodo
This is literally an unemployed middle-aged man who gets off the couch once every two turns.
Slaking
The original tongue-based harassment lawsuit got fat
Lickilicky
A candle that tricks people into following it while slowly consuming their life force.
Litwick
This pokemon is just a blonde woman who screams at strangers.
Jinx
A punching bag whose entire personality is getting hit and making it everyone else's
Wobbuffect
A discarded childhood toy that came back specifically to murder the child who abandoned it.
Banette
This is either an aggressively average beaver or a god.
Bidoof
A very tiny pokemon based off a (parasite) that steals electricity
Joltik
This Pokémon beats other animals with its mom's bones.
Cubone
This job got outsourced to this pokemon he likes to give children explosives instead of presents.
Delibird
Will literally create a black hole to protect its trainer, but the internet would rather goon to it.
Gardevoir
108 criminals got trapped in a rock guess its a pokemon now.
Spiritomb
A dead person forced to carry around their own face while crying about their previous life.
Yamask
Know to lure children away and collected by psychic's
Hypno
Thankfully he got a new evoultion since his tiny wings suck at flying and he cant slither well either.
Dunsparce
An empty corpse that steals your soul if you look through the wrong hole
Shedinja
Your washing machine is now a murder weapon.
Rotom (wash)
This Pokémon can rewrite your memories, meaning you could have already met one and have absolutely no idea.
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