It has spectacular marker skills.
Jigglypuff
Its cry sounds like rubber being stretched over a microphone.
Buizel
If you chose "Germignon" as your Johto starter, what would you be weak to?
Héricendre (Cyndaquil)
When a Pokémon's speed goes to the extreme.
Extreme Speed
"It's really annoying when you have four arms and two of those arms can't do anything."
Ambipom
A transition from going bald to wearing wigs.
Dugtrio/Alolan Dugtrio
A beautiful mermaid's captivating siren singing.
Primarina
I've accidentally bought a German copy of Pokémon Black! If my Pokémon's label is "Trikephalo", what am I battling with?
Hydreigon
What an Obstagoon does when there are too many fans trying to get in his concert
Obstruct
"I hang out on the beach a lot. Kids mistake me for something they can destroy, but it's really them that gets destroyed in the end."
Palossand
Tatsugiri
Here's one that we ripped from the anime:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Guzzlord
Just Treecko
What a Honedge would do to your arm if you use it improperly
Slash
"Every time I walk outside, I come back inside with almost twelve Joltiks attached to me - sometimes more."
Magnezone
It cannot tell the difference between carpet and grass
Rotom-Mow
Simply just sped-up Minion noises
Pyukumuku
I'm trying to play Pokémon X in French and I ran into a "Mucuscule". What is it and should I catch it?
Goomy
Rizz.
Attract
Spiritomb
A dinosaur-shaped battering ram (with leaves on its head)
Bayleef
"Eeevoiiiiii!"
Eevee (duh)
If Stakataka's French name is "Ama-Ama", what would a stack of Stakatakas be called?
Ama-Ama-Ama
Thunderclap
Cramorant