Dear General,
Thank you for liberating us from the British. We all love you!
~ Anonymous
Who is George Washington?
100
Two of the Kennedy family members died in these two cities.
What are Dallas and Los Angeles?
100
The 21st Century Congress fights frequently because they were trainer to fight. Many lawyers have the same degree as these government officials.
What is a Juries Doctor (J.D.) ?
100
This Louisiana family is still active today. The members are Moon, Mary, and Mitch.
What is the Landrieu family?
100
Edward, John, and Robert's father was the United States Ambassador to the Court of St. James.
Who is Joseph Kennedy?
200
Dear Governor,
Sorry that you could not win victoriously against Barack Obama. I guess the congressman from Janesville is resentful.
Sincerely,
Jack Grier
Who is Paul Ryan?
200
It was in the 1800s, but how do you get assassinated in a theatre?
What is Ford Theatre?
200
They are the two leaders of the United States Senate who argue often.
Who are Mitch McConnell and Harry Reid?
200
Patrick and Caroline are the only members of this family still alive today. They are not in the same country, sadly.
What is the Kennedy family?
200
Jenna Hager's father was the 43rd POTUS.
Who is George W. Bush?
300
Dear Mr. Carter
What are you doing sending snail mail so somebody cannot track you. Are you scared they might catch you doing something highly illicit. Who even is that somebody? Oh yeah!
~ Anonymous
What is the National Security Administration?
300
You had such a stressful occupation when you worked during the Reagan administration. Sorry that you were paralyzed.
Who is James Brady?
300
Sorry that you would fight with your brother today! You should moor(e) him to a boat and say, "No longer a donkey!"
Who is Ted Kennedy?
300
Dear Mr. John Ellis ____,
Sorry! I cannot say your last name. Your family's reputation is too bad to even mention at all.
Sincerely,
Dude named after an airport
What is the Bush family?
300
Dear Sasha,
Did you know that your father named you this because he likes Russia and socialism? Well, tell him thanks for giving the Grier family a hard time by paying 50% (m < $7,000,000) to the United States Department of Treasury.
~ Anonymous
Who is Barack Obama?
400
DAILY DOUBLE!
Dear Mr. President,
You were only a good president because you were a jerk!
Sincerely,
Thomas Shull
Who is Richard Nixon?
400
Everybody thinks Lincoln had it the worst. He was the second best president, but __________ and __________ also got killed?
Who are James Garfield and William Mckinley?
400
Committee Chairmans in the United States Congress are powerful! There is another rank just as powerful when the sides turn over.
What is a ranking committee member?
400
Sorry that you cannot have fun with your rude mother and your charismatic father that will only listen to the media polls.
What is the Clinton family?
400
Hey Alison Arngrim! If you and the Saturday Night Live crew are losing views, it makes sense for making fun of Amy Carter. She can't be more stupid than her father.
Who is Jimmy Carter?
500
Dear scandalous guy,
They depicted the tape, and you still rejected it. How can the DNC worship you?
Who is Bill Clinton?
500
The Empire State will always remember you, Mr. Lowenstein.
Who is Allard Kenneth Lowenstein?
500
Kevin McCarthy vs. Nancy Pelosi, Steve Scalise vs. Steny Hoyer, and John Boehner vs. ... oh, he is the most powerful leader of the lower section of the bicameral legislature.
What is the United States House of Representatives?
500
Good luck to: Colin, Kevin, Andrew sr., Andrew jr., Bryce, and maybe even Sean -> Thank you for servings in the United States Armed Forces!
What is the Grier Family?
500
How do you have eleven children? You had more than Joseph!