Quotes
"I can imagine what can be, unburdened by what has been."
Who is Kamala Harris?
Our two senators
Who are Alex Padilla and Adam Schiff?
Political commentator who was just assassinated
Who was Charlie Kirk?
The oldest president to ever be inaugurated
Who is Donald Trump?
"I can't stomach Trump. I think that he's noxious."
Who is J.D. Vance?
Total number of people in the Senate and House
What is 538?
Democratic nominee for NYC mayor
Who is Zohran Mamdani?
Former president on the Epstein list
Who is Bill Clinton?
"Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."
Who is Joe Biden?
The man who gave the longest senate speech ever. Hint: It was this year.
Who is Senator Cory Booker?
War that just ended in a ceasfire
What is the Israel-Palestine conflict?
Politician with a parasitic worm in his brain
Who is RFK Jr.?
"if this were a dictator, it'd be a hell of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."
Who is George Bush?
If the President and Vice President die, this person becomes president
Who is the Secretary of State?
The drug that the administration has claimed causes autism.
What is Tylenol?
CLOSEST TEAM WINS: How long was the longest government shutdown?
35 days
"The African Americans love me. I go to meetings with the African Americans, they say 'thank you.'"
Who is Donald Trump?
Name one state that has only 3 electoral votes.
Acceptable answers: What is Alaska, Delaware, North Dakota, Vermont, Wyoming, South Dakota?
The country of the woman who won the Nobel Peace Prize
What is Venezuela?
CLOSEST TEAM WINS: How old is the oldest senator?
92