Hook 'em Horns!
The 12th dean of the McCombs School of Business and now replaced your daddy.
Who is Jay Hartzell?
If you haven’t read Pride and Prejudice, you aren’t in this program.
What is Plan II?
A generational war almost broke out because of this saying.
What is Ok, Boomer?
The first person you should go to when you have any questions and is literally the best advisor (for now) ever.
Who is Dr. Corson?
The other big Texas school that loves to give thumbs up.
What is Texas A&M?
This newly appointed professor is really ALRIGHT on the eyes ;)
Who is Matthew McConaughey?
This CNS program has only 6 girls.
What are Turing's scholars?
Act out the best meme that represents 2020-2021.
(dog sitting calm in fire) but anything should work (or equivalently dope meme)
I don’t have a car, and this is my only transportation because it’s free.
What is Cap Metro?
It is 6 pm on a Saturday night and this school still sucks!
What is OU?
This spirit group is in charge of bringing BEVO to the games!
What is Silver Spurs?
This program has alumni in poverty.
What is Polymathic Scholars?
She would love to talk to your manager.
Who is Karen?
I can’t find the honors office. Where is the honors lounge?
Where is Painter 5.72B?
They won by one point in the most packed game in DKR.
Who is Bama?
This animal was UT’s first mascot.
What is a white dog named Pig Belmont?
This program has planned their medical school career before gaining admittance to UT. They also binge Grey's Anatomy.
What is HSS?
The sound you make when you point to the inner part of your elbow.
What is sheeeeeeeeeeeeeee(s)h?
How can I meet other people? The orgs stopped tabling.
What are Polymathic Events?
What is HornsLink?
What is the Union Underground?
What is the Union/FAC/WCP etc?
The most mediocre buffet you’ve been to that’s still the best dining option at UT.
What is Kins Dining?
This UT athlete gained national fame after a hit song.
Who is Mo Bamba?
The members of this program are attached at the hip -- all of them!
Who are Dean’s Scholars?
UT football always chokes at this time.
What is the fourth quarter?
I can study here late at night (and maybe cry a little).
What is PCL?
This UT swimmer was in the Olympics!
Who is Erica Sullivan?