I took a pill in Ibiza to show Avicii I was cool, and when I finally got sober...
... felt ten years older.
(Mike Posner β I Took a Pill in Ibiza)
Chef rat controls clueless human
RATATOUILLE
The Great Wall of China is visible from space with the naked eye
CAP
This is actually a common myth as NASA confirms itβs not visible without high-powered lenses because it blends in with the natural terrain
How many houses are there in Tembusu College?
5
True of False, is Ponya House the best house?
TRUE
BUT THATS UP TO YOU!!
Sun is down, freezin' cold, that's how we already know winter's here. My dawg would prob'ly do it for a Louis belt...
...That's just all he know, he don't know nothin' else
(Travis Scott β Sicko Mode)
Green ogre's swamp gets invaded
SHREK
Honey never spoils
FACT
Due to its low moisture and natural acidity, properly sealed honey can last indefinitely
How many floors are there in Tembusu College?
(Not including the roof)
21
What is Ponya House's animal mascot
THE RED PANDA
Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine, gotta gotta be down because I want it all...
...It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
(The Killers β Mr. Brightside)
Dreams inside dreams inside dreams
INCEPTION
Bananas are technically berries, but strawberries are not
FACT
In botany, a true berry comes from a flower with one ovary and has seeds inside thus, making bananas berries, while strawberries are aggregate fruits
Which college do we share the Dining Hall with?
ACACIA COLLEGE
What is the Ponya House slogan?
PONYA BEST YA!!
I found a love for me. Darling, just dive right in and follow my lead. Well, I found a girl, beautiful and sweet...
...I never knew you were the someone waiting for me
(Ed Sheeran β Perfect)
Overly enthusiastic teacher ruins jazz
WHIPLASH
Your taste buds are divided into distinct regions on your tongue, sweet at the tip, sour on the sides, and bitter at the back
CAP
The "tongue map" is a complete myth caused by a mistranslation of a 1901 German research paper.
What is Tembusu College named after?
THE TEMBUSU TREE
What is the name of the Ponya Residential Fellow?
PROF BIMLESH
just a small-town girl, livin' in a lonely world, she took the midnight train...
...goin' anywhere
(Journey β Don't Stop Believin')
Computer hacker learns world's fake
THE MATRIX
Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire
FACT
Teaching existed at Oxford as early as 1096, and it was well-established by 1167. The Aztec civilization and founding of Tenochtitlan didn't begin until 1325
How long does it take to go from the ground floor to the highest level of Tembusu College? Answer must be within 5 seconds
(Assuming it does not stop on any other floor)
44 SECONDS
Name one of the Ponya House Events from AY25/26
UP TO GAME MASTER