Dude, I Could STILL be Gaming
Even More Infamous Incidents
POOPDECK LEXICON
There was 0 hope for you to escape even more fish questions. This is my game, what did you expect? This is what happens when I'm the one in charge of Jeopardy.
Poopdeck Anthems
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This guy is yellow and eats pellets and ghosts.
Who is Pac-Man?
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This crew member was abandoned on the New York City subway system on New Years Eve 2023.
Who is Stephen?
(WHO AM I???)
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A word that has unfortunately taken over our vocabularies, the origins of this word are disputed but it is usually used in the context of an extremely unpleasant nihilist right winger.
What is "Chud?"
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This hyper predatory fish can reach speeds of up to 35 miles per hour, with one of them utterly traumatizing Marlin at the start of Finding Nemo.
What is Barracuda?
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DAILY DOUBLE:
Patrick Doyle once insisted that he was "about to do a bit" while working out, which involved him listening to this song from a movie soundtrack that did include David Bowie.
What is "The Goblin Battle?"
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This individual takes you to the Lordvessel in Dark Souls 1...
WHO IS FRAMPT? FRRAAAAAMMMMPPPTTTTTTT
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Before the wonderful Honey & Butter campout, Nelson wanted Korean BBQ. Since we showed up close to closing time, there were only 1 or 2 rounds to order food, and THIS certain individual ate most of their table's food in front of everyone.
Who is Chris?
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TikTok user "batman8142" uses this particular phrase to describe that something is in fact acceptable, and it has done irreparable damage to many of our vocabularies.
What is "a good one actually as well?"
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This is Patrick Doyle's age
What is 22?
800
On the beach during our last night in California 4 years ago, we listened to this track from Omori while crying our eyes out.
What is "See You Tomorrow?"
1200
This PlayStation rhythm game series takes you to multiple locations across the main character's town, including Chunky Burger and Birthmart Discounts
What is PaRappa the Rapper?
1200
Right before spraying everywhere with an Odin and missing every shot, Nelson uttered this amazing phrase as a reference to Reaper from Overwatch.
What is "Death Comes?"
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Patrick Doyle developed a special means of communicating confusion with his students, with this phrase being one that inevitably slipped its way into general usage in the poopdeck in minor capacities.
What is "erm, what the burger?"
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This popular seafood species is what is known as "anadromous", meaning it returns to freshwater to spawn after spending its adult life at sea. This harrowing journey takes them through rivers where they must cross through waterfalls, leaving them to be prey for bears.
What are Salmon?
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During the car ride to and from "Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse", I was looping this former YouTube record holding song while insisting that we were "just making it to the bridge" the entire car ride.
What is Gangnam Style?
1600
DAILY DOUBLE:
The name of the category originates from Injustice 2 during a pre-game dialogue between The Atom and this New Yorker.
Who is Michelangelo?
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Stephen had a brilliant idea over the winter to go to this restaurant after pregaming under the assumption that it was in fact a real bar. Luckily for him, no one actually went there and everyone got drunk in Patrick's attic instead.
What is Chopper's Burger Bar?
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During the Covid 19 era, Stephen Maissel could not stop winning, leading him to let out these words after back to back victories. Videos of a former top player now pedophile and real life Peter Griffin saying this phrase are both in existence.
What is "another dub for cube guy?"
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There are 23 species of these actinopterygian fishes that inhabit intertidal areas. They breathe through their skin and are actually quite bad at swimming.
What are mudskippers?
1600
Scientifically crafted to be as unlistenable as possible, this 22 minute "song" features multiple fake advertisements for Walmart for various holidays sprinkled throughout the full length of the song.
What is "The Most Unwanted Song?"
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While not necessarily a real video game and more of an urban legend, this arcade machine appeared in the 1980's and allegedly caused players to hallucinate when playing it leading conspiracy theorists to allege a connection to the CIA's MK Ultra programs.
What is Polybius?
2000
One night while looking to just get some ice cream at Carvel, a group of us witness this individual leave their car in the lot in a peculiar fashion and then insist on "no whipped cream" over and over on an order of soft serve ice cream that normally does not come with whipped cream.
Who is Parking Legend?
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While long forgotten by many poopdeck members and not commonly used today, Michael Scotto has been a major propagator of these words used by Chris Vola in a 2017 upload from The Mischievous Five! regarding the stock of a personal mode of transportation.
What is "yo yo yo we got some skateboards!"
2000
This deep sea denizen has a transparent forehead and eyes that look upwards through it, an adaptation used to spot prey ABOVE them.
What is the barreleye/spookfish?
2000
"Car Trouble" is the name of Stephen and Xavier's hypothetical tag team. After recreating their likenesses in WWE 2K23, their entrance music was set to this track, originally created for a wrestling cop gimmick.
What is "Hard Times/Big Boss Man's Theme?"