Rudolph
Does Rudolph F#@k?
Yes, did you see the way Clarice was batting her eyelashes at him?
In Jingle All the Way, what did the mailman have?
What is a Yule Log?
It's a log
What kind of star gets put on top of a christmas tree?
A fake one
When was Jesus actually born?
It's debatable
Why do the elves need a dentist?
In a christmas story, what word did what's his face say to get his mouth washed out with soap?
F#@k
What is egg nog without the egg?
Nog
Why should you hang stockings over the fireplace with care?
So they don't catch fire
How many children believe in Santa Clause?
Most of them
What phrase has Hermey used most since the completion of the Rudolph documentary?
How long did it take Clarence to fly down from heaven in that one movie?
He couldn't. He didn't have his wings yet
How much meat is in mince meat?
Depends, does suet count as meat?
Why is secret santa called secret santa?
It's a secret
Why does NORAD track Santa?
Someone advertised the wrong number for Santa Clause
Why did Donner try to hide Rudolph's nose?
Toxic Masculinity
What percentage of people think Die Hard is a christmas movie?
Not very many
How many times is the average candy cane twisted?
Twice - Once to make the spiral pattern and once to make the hook
Why do we wrap presents for christmas?
So they'll be a surprise
You get 400 points OR
Everyone else gets 100 points each
Everyone else gets 100 points each
Why didn't anyone want the doll on the island of misfit toys?
Because she was depressed that nobody wanted her
Who played the antagonist who was not watching the year without a santa clause in a superhero movie in which one of the antagonists, who was played by an actor/actress who was also in an actual christmas movie, was seen watching a year without a santa clause?
Uma Thurman (Poison Ivy, Batman and Robin)
What is the approximate viscosity of figgy pudding? Please answer with a liquid of similar viscosity
Figgy pudding is a solid
How many lights can you put on a christmas tree?
A lot
2018's Grinch grossed $512,858,819