Disney Movies
Lady eats a fruit and sleeps for a very long time
Snow White
A broody girl moves to Washington and starts dating a much older man
Twilight
A group of friends goes on a mission to stop a magic ring from causing chaos, and they end up accidentally killing their friend along the way.
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
A family accidentally abandons their child, who then proceeds to defend the house from two criminals using a series of homemade booby traps.
Home Alone
A dog hitchhikes around WA because he has stronger loyalty skills than most humans.
Red Dog
Main character has a sister and enjoys the cold
Frozen
A homeschooled jungle kid discovers that high school is actually more dangerous than lions.
Mean Girls
A rich man with a gravelly voice loses an argument with a clown for two and a half hours.
The Dark Knight
A man takes his shoes off and spends the rest of the night walking barefoot in a building he is not supposed to be in.
Die Hard
Four women sing bangers in Vietnam because the Australian music industry wasn’t ready.
The Sapphires
Inanimate objects come to life when no one is around
Toy Story
Woman gets dumped, gets into Harvard out of spite, becomes a better lawyer than everyone.
Legally Blonde
A group of adults commit crimes, talk about family, and treat traffic laws as optional suggestions.
Fast & Furious
A man accidentally causes Santa's death and is then forced to take his place as the new Santa Claus.
The Santa Clause
Three kids walk very far because literally every adult is the worst.
Rabbit-Proof Fence
Humans have ruined the Earth and went on an adventure, and a garbage collector falls in love
WALL-E
An elderly man reads a story to a woman with dementia about two young lovers from different social classes who are pulled apart, but who reunite years later.
The Notebook
A billionaire, a god, a guy with arrows, a science experiment, and two humans with no business being there stop an alien traffic jam.
The Avengers
Two men race each other to buy the last action figure, and they end up destroying a parade in the process.
Jingle All the Way
Penguin with anxiety dances so hard he starts an environmental movement.
Happy Feet
An orphaned minor pursues a career in show business; does his own stunts
Dumbo
A ghost-whisperer helps a dead person solve their murder and find their true love.
Ghost
Man learns karate through Wi-Fi and refuses to accept his office job.
The Matrix
An elderly man with an unkempt beard claims to be a magical gift-giver and is subjected to a psychological evaluation.
Miracle on 34th Street
A friendly local offers lifts and camping advice. It goes exactly how you’d expect.
Wolf Creek