Sci-Fi Movies
A space opera about a bunch of rebels fighting the bad guys. It features a kid who becomes a space wizard, a smuggler, and a princess.
Star Wars
A cat runs away after his uncle commits murder and blames him for it, grows up singing with a flatulent warthog and a meerkat, then returns to commit justified unclecide and take his place as jungle CEO.
The Lion King
Girl acting super abnormal starts showing weird signs with head spinning, getting sick and acting wack
The Exorcist
A rich girl ditches her fiancé for a sweaty sketch artist she met two days ago, then they play tag on a sinking boat while everyone else panics, and she lets him freeze like a popsicle on a floating door big enough for two.
Titanic
Barefoot divorcee crashes his wife’s office party, climbs a lot of vents, and fights Eurotrash with bad haircuts using nothing but sarcasm, a tank top, and questionable building security.
Die Hard
movie where humans are unknowingly trapped in a computer-generated virtual reality, a simulation designed to keep them enslaved and provide energy for machines.
The Matrix
A jealous plastic cowboy tries to murder his dad's new favorite toy, but they end up lost, traumatized, and best friends.
Toy Story
Emotionally silent man in a Captain Kirk mask takes cardio way too seriously, goes on a hometown stroll with a knife, and becomes the worst trick-or-treater ever while a babysitter plays hide and stab.
Halloween
A guy builds an entire house just to emotionally guilt-trip his ex into remembering their summer fling, while future versions of them cry a lot and die in the most romantic nursing home ever.
The Notebook
A purple man collects shiny rocks to snap away half the universe because he's really into population control, while a bunch of superheroes argue, punch things, and completely forget how teamwork works.
Avengers: Infinity War
a special cop, hunts down and "retires" (kills) rogue replicants, who are artificial beings designed to be slaves, in a gloomy, rain-soaked future city
Blade Runner
Emotionally repressed woman accidentally turns summer into a blizzard, runs off to sing on a mountain. Her sister teams up with a reindeer whisperer and a sentient slushie to stage an intervention powered by love and questionable decision-making.
Frozen
A crispy man with knife hands attacks teens in their dreams because coffee wasn’t invented yet, and apparently no one thought of just pulling an all-nighter with a baseball bat.
A Nightmare on Elm Street
A bunch of sisters try to marry rich while one of them roasts a socially awkward millionaire into falling in love with her through sarcasm, and long walks.
Pride and Pejudice
A rich guy in a costume spends his nights beating up crime with expensive gadgets, while a clown with zero chill turns the city into a chaotic philosophy class on morality and explosives.
The Dark Knight
Man takes a wrong turn in space, lands on a planet where monkeys run the HOA, and spends the whole movie getting dunked on by talking chimps before realizing he was the problem all along.
Planet of the Apes
A helicopter dad , teams up with a lady with memory issues, and survives a dentist’s office—all because his kid touched a boat once.
Finding Nemo
A struggling writer takes his family to a haunted snow hotel, talks to ghosts, types the same sentence 500 times, and tries to axe his way into quality family time—while his son rides a tricycle and screams telepathically.
The Shining
A rich businessman hires a charming woman for a week of fancy dates and shopping sprees, then catches feelings because she flosses with sincerity and knows how to rock thigh-high boots at the opera
Pretty Women
A man with a particular set of skills tries to find his daughter
Taken
adventurous film that explores the potential consequences of changing the past, all while offering a nostalgic trip to the 1950s
Back to the Future
An antisocial dude evicts magical squatters from his lawn, adopts a loud mouth he didn't ask for, and rescues a spicy princess with anger issues from a giant lizard—all to get his swamp back, but ends up catching feelings and singing Smash Mouth instead.
Shrek
Teenagers get mysterious phone calls from a drama-loving guy in a mask who insists on playing horror trivia before turning every house party into a murder mystery dinner with actual murder.
Scream
Two teenagers fall in love for five minutes, get married in secret, cause six deaths, and then unalive themselves over a communication error—because their families couldn't just talk it out.
Romeo and Juliet
Retired guy's dog dies, so he un-retires by single-handedly wiping out the entire Russian mob with office supplies and pure grief-fueled rage therapy.
John Wick