Video Games 1
A plumbers saves a young lady after abusing a turtle.
Super Mario Bros.
Friendly racing until someone throws something at you.
Mario Kart
Orb eats things because he has infinite stomach.
Kirby
9 year olds make horrible parkour games.
Roblox
You punch nature until it becomes a house.
Minecraft
Everyone lies about their chores while one guy ends people. He may or may not have friends.
Among Us
100 people hang out on an island while a storm politely asks them to leave.
Fortnite
A character’s name is in the title, but it’s not even the main character.
The Legend of Zelda
10 year olds kidnap animals, make them fight each other, and call it friendship.
Pokémon
You defend your house by planting vegetables with anger issues.
Plants Vs. Zombies
Brash hamster bullies smart baldish guy.
Sonic The Hedgehog
Parkour enthusiast repeatedly trusts haystacks with their life.
Assassin's Creed
A circle eats dots while being chased by four emotional rectangles.
PAC-MAN
Mascots settle arguments violently.
Super Smash Bros.
You move to an island and immediately owe money.
Animal Crossing
Soccer, but the players are cars and physics took the day off.
Rocket League
A game where things keep falling and your bad decisions slowly pile up.
Tetris
Act like an inflatable tube man while holding a controller.
Just Dance
A space man solves problems with circles and guns.
Halo
You swing through New York doing errands instead of being a hero.
Spider-Man
Metal Legos
roBLOX
A game that isn't even named after the main character
Zelda
A lady with a robot voice gaslights you using a wormhole gun.
Portal
Tiny people ruin their lives while you watch.
Sims
You die until you don’t, then you die again.