Tier 1
In this game, a confused kid waves a pointy stick at everything that moves, gets yelled at by ghosts, rides a broom like it’s a shopping cart, and pretends they’re not failing magic class horribly.
What is Hogwarts Legacy
In this game, suspicious little spacemen run in circles, poke buttons, scream about who’s sus, and occasionally murder each other while everyone else pretends it’s just a teamwork exercise.
What is Among Us
In this game, grown adults in pointy hats paddle wooden tubs, scream at ghost skeletons, and occasionally argue about imaginary gold while accidentally sinking their own boats.
What is Sea of Thieves
In this game, a confused kid leaves a cozy underground apartment to wander a very burnt countryside, occasionally talking to weird people and poking mutated rats with big sticks.
What is Fallout 3
In this game, confused space goons in shiny pajamas shoot everything that moves, accidentally blow up half the planet, and keep yelling ‘For Freedom!’ even when no one asked.
What is Helldivers 2
In this game, you inherit a crown, awkwardly wave at peasants, and occasionally remember to fight some baddies before the kingdom totally falls apart.
What is Fable III
In this game, grown adults in bulletproof pajamas play extreme hide-and-seek with explosives, politely drilling holes in each other’s walls while yelling about Wi-Fi and angles.
What is Rainbow Six Siege
In this game, panicked children hug slippery rocks, scream at clouds, and politely hope gravity forgets about them while slowly inching toward the top of a very pointy rock.
What is PEAK
A very angry spaceman goes to a red rock hotel to poke, slice, and flamethrower demons while loudly complaining that Hell really needs better customer service.
What is DOOM
In this game, people go on a tropical holiday, forget sunscreen, and then spend the week politely hitting brain-eating tourists with golf clubs and frying pans.
What is Dead Island
In this game, a tuxedo guy runs through cold buildings, bangs on doors with a gun, and sometimes politely asks enemies to stop breathing before pressing more mysterious buttons.
What is GoldenEye 007
In this game, hyperactive humans bounce off walls like popcorn while enormous metal friends stomp, shoot, and sometimes wave awkwardly at each other before accidentally blowing up a building.
What is Titanfall
In this game, a very angry human politely trips over skeletons, gets politely murdered by everything that moves, and occasionally wonders why the world hates them so much while they scream a lot.
What is Dark Souls
In this game, masked grown-ups run around yelling at each other, politely shove civilians aside, shoot things that explode, and argue about who gets the golden pretend money while cops look very confused.
What is Payday 2
In this game, a grumpy person walks through a very dead place, politely shoots mutants, and occasionally wonders why everyone keeps exploding while trying to catch a train.
What is Metro Exodus
In this game, angry spaghetti snakes wage miniature wars by flinging bombs, sheep, and random household objects while arguing over who gets the last apple.
What is WORMS
In this game, stretchy space ninjas tumble across planets, stab glowing things, scream a lot, spin like confused tops, and occasionally wonder why the universe keeps letting them do this.
What is Warframe
In this game, tiny yelling humans bounce around castles, poke each other with pointy sticks, throw sparkly things at random people, and argue about whose hat is the fanciest while pretending it’s serious war.
What is Happy Wars
In this game, a confused human politely hits zombies with frying pans, rides shopping carts like horses, and argues with angry humans about who gets the last soft drink while everything explodes.
What is Dead Rising 2
In this game, very angry humans and other dramatic creatures flap, spin, and politely punch each other while yelling about family grudges and occasionally while occasionally pretending the floor isn’t real.
What is Tekken
In this game, you awkwardly walk around a huge sad forest, poke giant angry tree people with sticks, ride a confused horse, and get yelled at by floating skeletons for reasons you don’t understand.
What is Elden Ring
In this game, adults with too many pockets wander a broken city, shoot everyone who sneezes wrong, argue about backpacks, and occasionally forget they’re supposed to be saving humanity.
What is The Division
In this game, four stylish friends go on a very long road trip, politely shout at monsters, argue over sandwiches, and occasionally remember they’re supposed to save a really important person.
What is Final Fantasy XV
In this game, a confused human pushes a wooden box with wheels across giant grass, politely argues with rivers, yells at oxen, and occasionally watches friends mysteriously vanish while wondering why everyone keeps eating weird food.
What is The Oregon Trail
In this game, sad humans splash in puddles, politely yell at strangers, argue about umbrellas, and spend most of their time dramatically crying while mysterious stuff happens and nobody explains anything.
What is Heavy Rain