TV
Stupid cop pulls off all stops including being BFFs with a crook to impress coworker.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Guy kills a lot of people, survives a flood, kill some "spiritual" leaders, drives like a madman and then goes on a space flight with his waifu.
Halo
Grumpy Emo Girl ponders whether to choose a corpse or a dog for a long time.
Twilight
They bust down door and spray all your things. Then you thank them.
Fire Fighter
This can be eaten, busted, or fastened.
Nut
Man gets cancer and proceeds to ruin the lives of everyone he has a familiar or professional relationship with.
Breaking Bad
Kid destroys crime syndicate using his pets for not giving him a pin.
Pokemon
Group of strangers spend 12 hours returning jewelry.
Lord of the Rings
Force young adults to read things by dead people and learn life lessons from them.
Teacher
This animals vomit goes great with yogurt, cereal, or oatmeal.
Honey
Friends
You are promised dessert, but that wasn't true.
Portal
A guy in a forest kisses a dead body while 7 other guys watch.
Snow White
I write stuff to control robots.
Programmer
Not a fruit and not for your sight.
Apple Ipad
Man moves in with his relatives with no idea what manners are.
Fresh Prince
Guys sleeps for too long and pig takes over castle.
Legend Of Zelda
Paranoid rich guy afraid of immigrant.
Batman Vs Superman
I lie about who I am and get paid a lot doing it.
Actors
These big hard logs are turned into THIS to clean our big hard logs.
Toilet Paper
Some people have serious Impostor Syndrome when everything is suddenly too good to be true.
The good place
Plane crash survivors parachute on to a deserted island and decide to kill each other for poultry based night time food.
PUBG
Born with a birth defect and bullied for it, proves people are only nice to you when they need something.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Mildly dehydrated people in their underwear attack each other.
Boxer/Wrestler/Fighter
Google Nest