Poorly Explained Movie Plots
Guy pushes an old man to his death and steals his job.
What is the Santa Clause?
Entire country laughs at people getting injured.
What is America's Funniest Home Videos?
Welcome to the Barnyard but with more communism.
What is Animal Farm?
Angry vegan turns to murder.
Who are Cain and Abel?
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What are hot dogs?
Child prodigy stalk his childhood hero, murders several civil servants but is done in by his own clothes.
What is The Incredibles?
Poor child infiltrates the royal family and thinks she can talk to animals.
What is Sofia the First?
Extreme edition of Survivor Junior.
What is Lord of the Flies?
Master gardener cusses out a tree, tree dies.
Who is Jesus cursing the fig tree?
Thinly sliced corn wafers topped with fresh beef, diced tomato and herbs, and aged cheddar.
What are nachos?
Girl lands her perfect man after she dries her hair, shows off her legs and stops talking.
What is the Little Mermaid?
California man with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder gets a lot of people arrested.
What is Monk?
Everyone has really big TVs and it makes them depressed.
What is Fahrenheit 451?
Unexpected guest ruins royal barbecue.
What is Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego?
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What are Pop Tarts?
Man watches his wife get killed and his son get permanently injured. Later, his disabled son gets kidnapped and he has to cross the world to find him.
What is Finding Nemo?
A man with questionable fashion choices runs a zoo with only one animal while feuding with a woman who may or may not have fed her husband to one.
What is Tiger King?
Rich, awkward guy wins over girl by being slightly less of a jerk and saving her sister from being catfished.
What is Pride and Prejudice?
Successful civil engineering firm punished with mandatory diversity training.
What is the Tower of Babel?
A blend of fresh mozzarella, tomato puree and Italian sausage encapsulated in a crispy bite-sized pastry.
What are Pizza Rolls?
After a teenager's body goes through changes, he starts taking selfies for money.
What is Spiderman?
Super old guy kidnaps a bunch of different people and nearly gets them killed in outer space.
What is Doctor Who?
Little girl learns to not trust the government from the man hiding in her basement.
What is the Book Thief?
King hosts reverse petting zoo for most trusted advisor.
Who is Daniel in the lion's den?
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What is Life cereal?