Humour
A man says to you: I forget how to do the Hokey Pokey! I guess I’ve ____________
Forgot what it’s all about!
What is 583475543584684674 multiplied by 0?
0
How do you say my name is Bobby in French?
Je m'appelle Bobby
How do you pronounce loved?
Luv - d
What is the first word in the theme song for The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?
Now
What did the broccoli say to the other broccoli?
What happened to your hair?!?!
(1+5)+(47+76)=?
129
How do you spell John in French?
Jean
What is the acronym for: The American Society of Heating, Refrigerating and Air-Conditioning Engineers?
ASHRAE
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What did the patty say to the other patty?
Nice tan.
What is 1+1
2
What does monsieur mean in English?
My Lord
What is linguine?
It is a type of pasta that is wider than spaghetti and flat. It means little tongues in Italian.
Jeff has 7 houses and Joe has 2 houses. How many houses do they have altogether?
9 houses
What did the hippo say to the other hippo when it said: Tobbeb si ym eman?
I don’t understand you.
7456 + 83764 = ?
91,220
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What does light-headed meen?
Dizzy, disoriented and slightly faint
What is the first line to the theme for Star Trek Next Generation?
These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the light was green.
What is the 127 squared?
16,129
How do you say encyclopedia in French?
Encyclopédie
How do you spell two, to, and too?
Two, to and too
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