Just Silly
Disney
Poppy
Oklahoma
Dad Jokes
100

What has ears but cannot hear?

Ear

100

Who is Mickey's Wife?

Minnie

100

When is Poppy's Birthday?

Today - March 20th

100

What is the capital of Oklahoma?

Oklahoma City

100

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

200

What has hands but can’t clap?

Clock

200

What is the name of Simba’s father in The Lion King?

Mufasa

200

What is Poppy's Favorite Cake?

German Chocolate

200

What nickname is Oklahoma known by?

The Sooner State

200

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

 A gummy bear

300

What gets wetter the more it dries?

A Towel
300

In The Little Mermaid, what is Ariel’s best friend’s name?

Flounder

300
How old is Poppy today?

63

300

What is Oklahoma’s state flower?

Mistletoe 

300

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Sofishticated 🎩🐟

400

What has one eye but can’t see?

A needle 

400

What does “Hakuna Matata” mean?

No worries

400

Who is Poppy's Favorite Daughter?

Courtney 

400

What river forms much of Oklahoma’s southern border with Texas?

Red River

400

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

They’d crack each other up

500

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck 🪰

500

How old is Crush, the sea turtle, in Finding Nemo?

150 Years Old

500

Who is Poppy's Favorite Son?

Eric

500

What scenic southeastern Oklahoma area is known for cabins and lakes?

Broken Bow / Beavers Bend

500

Why don’t calendars get tired?

Their days are numbered

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