KC Chiefs
The literal cry-baby.
Patrick Mahomes
The worst kicker EVER!
Tyler Bass
The burger-boy.
The greatest Quarterback.
Tom Brady
The fastest NFL player.
Tyreek Hill/Cheetah
The Swiftie. (Dumb ahh guy)
Travis Swift
The second best RB in the NFL.
O.J. Simpson
The greatest defensive player EVER.
Troy Polamalu
The ACTUAL greatest Quarterback.
Drake Maye
Loves to throw interceptions.
Tua Tagovailoa/Tua Turnthaballova
The almost best WR in the NFL.
Off-sides Kadarius Toney
The defensive guy who came from the Chargers.
Joey Bosa
Greatest OLB in the NFL.
T.J. Watt
The G.O.A.T of Tight Ends.
Rob Gronkowski/Gronk
The penguin waddler.
Jaylen Waddle
The best D-Lineman in the NFL.
Chris Jones
The other defensive guy who is black but his name is White.
Tre'Davious White
The guy who got in Josh Allen's face.
Cameron Heyward
The greatest WR on the team. (EVER)
Julian Edelman
The best all-time QB for this team.
Dan Marino
The fastest WR in the NFL.
Tyreek Hill/Cheetah
The recent father.
Josh Allen
The mean-man.
Mean Joe Greene
THE ACTUAL GOAT!!
Randy MOSSED ON YOUR HEAD LIL BOY!
The former Dolphin, now a Bill.
Jordan Poyer