LEGION GRINCHES
This Legion Grinch is a former bartender who got angry when you paid at the bar with any sort of change
"Bad" Mike DeGregorio
We have a make your own contest for this shot every March
Bailey's or Irish Cream
He took pictures and served soda at past kid's Xmas parties and gave unsolicited shuffleboard advice
Joe Winnie
This toy drive elf has been asking when we can deliver the toys for this year's drive since December 26th, 2020
Joey Diaz
Why do elves laugh when they run?
Because the snow tickles their balls.
This Legion Grinch drinks his Yuengling at the corner bar seat
Don Carton
Although he is 0 % Irish, Andy drinks this shot
Jameson
Winning tickets with multiple lines and minuscule winnings after named after this past SAL commander.
Joe Amador
The most recent Legion Santa
Tom Richards
Why does Santa always come through the chimney?
Because he knows better than to try the back door.
This Grinch government agency will shut us down if we do not obey the liquor laws
ABC
Anne-Marie, Keri and David drink this Tennessee whiskey derivative.
Jack Honey/ Honey Jack
Stan's main fishing buddy who smiles upon us while we drink at the bar
Jerry
This many Liso's have played Santa
4
What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?
Their balls are just ornamental.
This Legion Grinch never pays his bets to Andy and Hayes
LAGO
This shot goes well with coffee to make it more Italian
Sambucca
Loved to scream at patrons in an affectionate way and say God Dammit
Frank Cinnante
The Legion toy drive benefits this organization.
Center for Hope and Safety/ Shelter our Sisters
Why is Santa So Jolly?
He knows where the bad girls live
This normally jovial person can became Grinch-like and loud when the Mets or Giants are losing (or winning)
Louie Pena
Many Legion Santas drank this so they smell like candy canes.
Rumplemintz
Had multiple Holes in One
Ziggy
All our Legion Santas are rewarded with a free _____ for their generous donations
SHOTS
Why was Frosty excited?
He heard the Snow Blower was coming