If Mumma says we're leaving the house at 9 am, what time will you be leaving the house?
10 am at the earliest. She started her coffee at 9.
Finish the statement. "This is just fabulous for _____"
My grasses
What signifies that Darcy is about to do bathroom work?
Daniel hurt his hand in the basement. What does he do?
Takes a nap
What verbal punctuation does Papa use to end a sentence?
Papa slurp and sniff
Finish the statement. "That's Mumma's _____"
Perogative
You send Dad a text. What is his response?
Huh.
If Darcy is sticking his nose in your pocket, what do you have in there?
You got Baklava
What gym does Daniel donate money to?
Anytime Fitness
Papa is coming over for dinner or going out with us. What does he NOT bring?
His hearing aids.
How often does Mumma venture out to the backyard in a year?
Under 10 times
Mumma just got off the phone. What's the first thing Dad says to Mumma before she even hangs up?
"Stories" or "Speak it right now"
Darcy has taken a sock. What is the magic word?
Beef stick
Who does Daniel talk to when he's on the toilet?
Anthony
Grampa sees Darcy scratch his ear. What does Gramp say?
He's lousy
Mumma's birthday is coming up. What do you NOT ask her?
Where she would like to go for dinner?
What is Dad's other name when he picks a fight with Mumma?
Mr. Bickers
What does Steck say when Darc needs his paws wiped after outside work.
Down for paws
Daniel has a chronic issue with this at our house but apparently never does it at Julia's.
Sharting his pants
What is Darren's kids' full name?
Emerson Grei Christopher O'Gorman
Mumma starts hiccuping at dinner. What medication did she not take?
Tecta from Dr. Meezra
It's evening time during hockey season. List the only 3 things Dad could be doing?
1. Eating nacho chips/nut mixture while watching shows.
2. Research/Computer Work
3. Exercises
What is Darcy's gotcha date?
February 16th, 2022
Name the 2 other coaches that Daniel coaches with.
Joe, Ryan,
Name 3 of Mumma's nonsense cousins.
Kevin, Leanne, Matthew (drag queen)