The mother of your mother
Who is your grandmother?
A deciduous plant with branches
What is a tree?
A davenport
What is a couch/sofa?
Another name for half past seven
What is seven thirty?
You wake up in pain after eating a bag of hot chips
What is heartburn?
The daughter of your husband
Who is your daughter?
Leaflets three, let it be
What is poison ivy?
A bench or a sofa for two to sit next to each other
What is a loveseat?
This was adopted in 1893 to help trains stay on schedule and maintain safety on shared railroad tracks
What is standard time?
Your eye is red, itchy and runny
What is pink eye?
The woman you are divorced from
Who is your ex-wife?
The sap from this tree is collected to make syrup
What is a maple/sugar maple tree?
Sitting on this calms a baby
What is a rocker?
The old adage says, "Time heals all . . ."
What is "wounds?"
You can read the board but not your textbook
What is farsighted?
The father of your husband
Who is your father-in-law?
Name a plant that devours insects
What is a Venus fly-trap/pitcher plant?
These things to sleep on are forbidden in some apartment buildings
What is a waterbed?
The range of time zone hours across the United States
What is six hours?
You are losing your hair just like your mother's brother
What is inherited male pattern baldness/baldness?
The son of your aunt
Who is your cousin?
This plant is not really a tree, grows large bunches of sweet, starchy fruits and the fruits are classified both as berries and as herbs
What is a banana tree?
Some bathrooms in Europe have these to wash a person's bottom
What is a bidet?
"Time waits for . . . "
What is "no one?"
You have a throat so painful it hurts to swallow
What is strep?