School Lore Dump
What subject had me in a chokehold in middle school?
ELA & BAND/CHOIR
What slang makes me feel like I need a dictionary?
Any brain rot.
My toxic fave food?
PASTA.
Dog vs. Cat - Which creature has my heart?
Dog, but I'm about to throw hands with Duke.
Hidden talent that nobody asked for?
I sing soprano opera like a BOSS... well, used to. My pipes are rusty.
What subject had me fighting for my life?
Science with Mr. Fox and P.E. with Mr. Hawkins
What is my most embarrassing middle school story?
My second boyfriend kissed me for the first time and I said "thank you" in response. I broke up with him the next day.
Snack that fuels my villain arc while grading?
Scooter's large sugar free/half sweet blended caramelicious
Morning person or night gremlin?
Night gremlin... if my toddler's haven't been making me fight for my life during the day.
Clowns and statues. I WILL throw hands.
Did I ever get cooked by a teacher or get detention?
I got in trouble for talking in Mr. Garrison's class...
Never got detention (in middle school)!
What's my top-tier embarrassing teacher moment?
My first day at Robinson Middle School (7th hour; Tier 3 intervention)
What movie do I gatekeep like it's a personality?
Lord of the Rings trilogy!!!!!!! Bow down!!!!
Winter, spring, summer, fall - which season slaps hardest?
FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pumpkins give me life.
Have I ever been in the same room as someone famous?
The Cheetah Girls... O.O
What clubs/sports had me acting brand new?
SWIMMING. I swam competitively at Andover YMCA & Wichita Swim Club throughout middle school!
Funniest thing a student has ever said that almost ended me?
I was wearing a new blouse from Kohl's... I walked into class and the student said, "miss, you look terrible. Why did you even steal that shirt from my grandma?"
What book lives rent-free in my brain?
(This is not a book recommendation because you're still a fetus)... "A Court of Mist and Fury" series by Sarah J. Maas
Texting or actual human interaction?
Depends - do we like iced coffee?
My **weird flex** skill?
I can cook with any ingredient in the kitchen and make it slap.
Why did I decide to become the CEO of this classroom?
I hated 8th grade here at AMS. I'm here to break glass ceilings.
Scariest teaching moment?
I've had a total of six physical fights in my classroom over the last three years that I had to break up.
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Who's my comfort artist/band when I'm in **feelings** mode?
Allen Stone, Leon Bridges, PJ Morton, Alicia Keys, Whitney Houston, anything 40s/50s JAZZZZZ
I'm a soul/funk/jazzy girlie <3
Pizza or tacos? There's only one right answer.
Umm, pizza???
What job had me delulu as a kid?
Surgeon. LOL that was NEVER going to happen. I hate(d) science!