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On May 31, 2017, he posted the following gibberish from the White House:
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"
Donald Trump
This clear, high-proof liquor is often sold in mason jars.
What is moonshine?
This city was besieged by Agamemnon and his army. Its name is given to both the war and a certain horse statue.
What is Troy?
These creative works copy, change, and mock another piece of art to be funny or make a point?
What are Parodies?
A Shakespearean tragedy about the premiere sandwich offered by an eatery known for its golden arches.
What is Big MacBeth?
Who is Danny DeVito?
This liquor is featured in the cocktail "Slow Comfortable Mexican Screw Against the Wall".
What is Tequila?
Eating this plant grants you peaceful apathy and a total forgetfulness of home.
What is lotus?
This African country is the famously the only one that starts with a K.
What is Kenya?
A political thriller following Frank Underwood's rise through the ranks at a Georgia-founded restaurant chain known for fast, syrupy breakfast and late-night brawls?
What is Waffle House of Cards?
This Texas senator confused Twitter back in 2021 when he wished a Minecraft youtuber "Happy Birthday".
Who is Ted Cruz?
Also accepted: Who is the Zodiac Killer?
White rum, fresh mint, lime juice, sugar, and club soda.
What is a mojito?
These creatures used enticing songs to lure passing sailors to their deaths.
What are Sirens?
This American pop rock band is famous for songs such as Radioactive and Believer.
What is Imagine Dragons?
Belle dumps her hirsute suitor for a cargo-carrying camel in this Disney tale
What is Beauty and the Beast of Burden?
This heavily-tattooed rapper once asked twitter "is meatball an fruit?"
Who is Post Malone?
Dropping a shot glass of rice wine into a glass of beer.
What is a sake bomb?
This good boy waited for his master Odysseus to return home before dying peacefully.
Who is Argos?
Tyler Blevins, better known as the streamer Ninja, was hospitalized Sunday night and passed away this morning due to this a new and rare disease.
What's Ligma?
"Larger"-than-life animated tale from Roald Dahl served as a dessert that sounds like it should be for shoe menders.
What is James and the Giant Peach Cobbler?
This rapper once posted a tweet asking if human pee can help your hair grow. She also requested that her fans try it out and report back.
Who is Cardi B?
Equal parts gin, Campari, and sweet red vermouth.
What is a Negroni?
Like the Illiad, the Odyssey is divided into this many books.
What is 24?
What is a mind goblin?
A Walt Whitman poem about a Marvel character known as "The First Avenger."
What is O Captain! My Captain! America?