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“A furry green introvert attempts the world’s first holiday heist by robbing an entire town of decorations and joy. Tragically, he gets emotionally compromised by a small child and becomes… pleasant. True horror.”
What is "How the Grinch Stole Christmas?"?
The building in front of the rainbow.
What is the Thalberg building?
"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart..."
"... But the very next day, you gave it away"
"the change, ya filthy animal!"
What is "Home Alone"?
"This is going to make me crash out."
" This is stressing me out"
A child with an alarming lack of adult supervision goes to war with two bandits to save his house.
What is Home Alone?
This famous mascot's roar was filmed on the lot in the 1920s.
Who is Leo (the MGM Lion)?
"Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? ..."
"... In the lane, snow is glistening."
"We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: Candy, Candy Canes, Candy Corns, and Syrup."
What is "Elf"?
"They really ate with that."
A couple tries to skip Christmas ONE TIME and their neighbors react like they've committed a federal offense against Santa.
What is "Christmas with the Kranks"?
This is the year the Sony lot was founded.
What happened in 1915?
"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, Toys in every store..."
"...But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be, On your own front door"
"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings."
What is "It's a wonderful life"?
"Cut the Cameras."
"Stop this immediately."
A documentary-style investigation revealing that 97% of England is secretly dating each other. No one knows how relationships work, everyone is confused, and none of it matters because it's Christmas and there's cue cards.
One of the tallest soundstages in North America.
What is Stage 15?
"Snowflakes in the air, Carols everywhere..."
"...Olden times and ancient rhymes of love and dreams to share"
What is "Elf"?
"What an NPC!"
"That person is being basic/unoriginal."
Imagine a man has a mid-life crises and wishes he had never been born. The universe goes 'bet' and suddenly he's touring a bleak alternate reality.
What is " It's a Wonderful Life"?
This item is currently hanging in the Barbara Streisand stage.
What is a bike?
"In my heart is a Christmas tree farm where the people would come
to dance under Sparkling light..."
"...Bundled up in their mittens and coats and the cider would flow
and I just want to be there tonight"
"I'm this close to riding in the sleigh with a straightjacket on."
What is "The Santa Clause"?
"Just put the fries in the bag"
"Let's stop the conversation and move onto something else."