When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar
Why do we have acolytes?
So we don't drop the cups on the floor
What service has a Praise Band?
11am
What are the 2 testaments?
Old and New
What was the theme for VBS this past summer?
True North
What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
Stationary
How many grape juice cups are there in a communion tray?
5
Who sang the song 'Wrecking Ball'?
What is the first book of the old testament?
How many services to we have?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.
How many cups fit in a communion tray?
40
What service does the Cantate Domino Choir sing at?
9:30 (occasionally at 8)
What is the last book in the Bible?
Revelations
What did the Eraser that was given out at blessing of the backpacks say?
Jesus Erases All of Our Mistakes
What are the two things you can’t have for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
How do they reduce glare on the altar so it is not reflected on the screens?
Spray it with hairspray
How often does the Jubilate Ringers Choir play?
Once a month at 8 and 9:30.
Who built an ark?
Noah
What does it say above the sanctuary doors?
God's Glory ~ our Joy
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saw-us.
What is done with the host wafers the Pastor uses when he breaks it as part of the Words of Institution?
Generally it is served to the communion assistants.
Where are the pipes for the organ in the sanctuary?
Behind the Christ figure, above the sacristy
Where did Adam and Eve live?