St Andrew
Bad Jokes
Communion
Music
Bible
100

When is a door not a door? 

When it's ajar

100

Why do we have acolytes?

So we don't drop the cups on the floor

100

What service has a Praise Band?

11am

100

What are the 2 testaments?

Old and New

200

What was the theme for VBS this past summer?

True North

200

What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary

200

How many grape juice cups are there in a communion tray?

5

200

Who sang the song 'Wrecking Ball'?

Miley Cyrus
200

What is the first book of the old testament?

Genesis
300

How many services to we have?

5 (3 Sunday, 1 Monday, 1 Friday)
300

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Because you can see right through them.

300

How many cups fit in a communion tray?

40

300

What service does the Cantate Domino Choir sing at?

9:30 (occasionally at 8)

300

What is the last book in the Bible?

Revelations

400

What did the Eraser that was given out at blessing of the backpacks say?

Jesus Erases All of Our Mistakes

400

What are the two things you can’t have for breakfast?

Lunch and Dinner

400

How do they reduce glare on the altar so it is not reflected on the screens?

Spray it with hairspray

400

How often does the Jubilate Ringers Choir play?

Once a month at 8 and 9:30.

400

Who built an ark?

Noah

500

What does it say above the sanctuary doors?

God's Glory ~ our Joy

500

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A do-you-think-he-saw-us.

500

What is done with the host wafers the Pastor uses when he breaks it as part of the Words of Institution?

Generally it is served to the communion assistants.

500

Where are the pipes for the organ in the sanctuary?

Behind the Christ figure, above the sacristy

500

Where did Adam and Eve live?

The Garden of Eden
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