things you'll find in our apartment
Four of these are sitting on the TV stand.
Decks of cards
He calls people on their personal number when they are not in class.
Dr. Mort
These prefer to hang out in the library but have also been known to be owned by Steffan.
Mouse
she is 6'3 and about 400 pounds
Jecee Arends
This is a very controversial location in the United States among our friends.
Black Hills
This is a new acquisition of Heather's and is hanging in her room.
Disco Ball
She said "not to insult your intelligence" to start a sentence.
Dr. Solensky
Bailey and McAlester are what.
She is the caf's most dominant weapon.
Tammy
Connor threw this object off a roof top a few weeks ago.
Porcelain Toilet
This is found on top of our fridge. There are many and they have many purposes.
Paper Towels/Napkins
He is a married man who is also a flamboyant feminist and closeted gay.
Dr. Lang
A white and orange cat
What is Sara Hegerle secretly doing at UJ?
Money Laundering
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Heather won this object the other day and is found in the living room.
Book animal
He likes chicken nuggets from mcdonalds and jack daniels.
We see many of these in the woods next to uni.
Deer friends
He is the most promising athlete at UJ and is destined for the Olympics.
Cale Church
We at this at family dinner.
Tacos
This is hanging on our fridge and was left by the baseball players.
He is from Alabama, married to a woman, has a daughter, gave me my only C, and is most definitely closeted gay.
Dr. Brown
This animal is found often spotted by the throws team.
Mentally challenged man
This is the best athletic team at UJ.
Jimmie Football
Jorden sent what to every group chat he had on snapchat.
"wya brother"