When I was on Tumblr in 2012...
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Seeing the Bigger Picture
I Majored in Frat Parties and Minored in Drinking
As Heard on TikTok
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This was a nickname for a crossover fandom covering the three largest and most popular TV series fandoms on Tumblr. So, meet me at 221B Baker Street and bring your Sonic Screwdriver because we're going on a hunting trip.

What is SuperWhoLock?

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"One of the best professors I've ever had. He's well-respected and shares lots of stories about his field research. His topics are very engaging even for non-ENVS or anthro majors. I loved his course and would gladly take it again;Quality:5.0 Difficulty:4.0"

Who is Dr. Francis Hutchins

600

Before it became the cult classic movie it is today, this was a novel by Chuck Palahniuk explores themes of identity, consumerism, and mental crisis; but I don't think we're really supposed to talk about it.

What is Fight Club?

600

Yo, this seltzer’s the go-to for when you’re tryna keep it chill but still wanna catch a buzz. Super easy to crush, bro, and it’s got that “I’m still hydrated” kinda vibe. Would throw up again, 8/10.

What are White Claws?

600

Let's be real, no one could avoid hearing hearing this song at every party, workout, and scroll through your FYP in 2020. Even if you didn't learn the dance, you can admit this song never dried out. Now, can someone get me a mop?

What is WAP? 

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A classic Tumblr inside joke among its users, this was used to test if someone was really "Tumblr famous" or at least knew their lore. And no, I didn't steal these shoelaces, I got them off TikTok shop.

What is "I like your shoelaces"?

800

"Easily in the running for Bellarmine's best. Tests are incredibly easy if you're not playing Bloons TDS in class (Drew). Readings can be long and dull if you're not interested, but he covers them very well in class. Proud owner of the Crocman 1s; Quality: 5.0 Difficulty: 2.0" 

Who is Dr. Aaron Hoffman?

800

This sun-drenched Italian romance sparked a love for European summers, falling in love with people you shouldn't, and getting into some pretty sticky situations with some peaches.

What is Call Me By Your Name? 

800

Bro, if you’re lookin’ for something that’ll get you twisted but still taste like you’re sipping something 'ez on a hot day, this baby's your ticket. Bonus points if you slam one on your head after.

What are Twisted Teas?

800

After gaining popularity as a sound on TikTok, this song was released as a full song by the original artist in March 2025. So, don't stress, even if everyone decides to use it over every video.

What is ANXIETY?

1000

For April Fool's Day 2013, Tumblr saw a wave of its users change their icons to this actor, causing dashboards to be flooded with his grinning face and striking blue orbs.

Who is Misha Collins/What is the Mishapocalypse?

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"I would take him again in an instant. Made me wanna go to class. Attendence is required but it's an easy A. Weekly reading responses due, easy if you read question. Two papers and a final. Super easy. Professor is a great guy and will be trying to take him again!; Quality:5.0 Difficulty:2.0"

Who is Dr. Justin Klassen

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This glossy 2022 thriller was adapted from a original short-story set in a too perfect 50's style town, exploring themes of feminism and dark psychology; but the press tour of this movie had us asking more important questions: Did Harry Styles spit on Chris Pines?  

What is Don't Worry Darling? 

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Bro, this is a certified White Boy classic. Super easy to chug, tastes like water, and always shows up you're tryna to get nasty at the tailgate. The king of frat parties and my liver fr fr.

What is Budlight? 

1000

This 2020 hit helped TikTok’s ultimate takeover, where millions of users pretended they had it all together, but were secretly just waiting for the next chance to for their “say so.” If you didn’t know the moves, were you even trying?

What is Say So?

1500

Among the thousands of Tumblr users in the early 2010s, fishingboatproceeds was the username of this popular YA author whose presence was revered on the site. 


Who is John Green

1500

"Material was not conveyed clearly in lecture. Slides were cluttered and complicated, while review questions were incredibly difficult to answer. Would randomly spring material on you, for ex. we had a week to memorize every blood vessel in the body before practical. Hard grader and often asks questions in a way that does not make sense. Impossible; Quality:2.0 Difficulty:5.0"

Who is Professor Gail Ramirez-Icaza?

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Before it was a Dreamworks hit, this 1990 quirky children's book by William Steig introduced us to a story where the orges were even uglier, the donkeys didn't talk so much, and there were exactly zero Smash Mouth hits.

What is Shrek?

1500

Bro, remember that time the Tri Delt girls were throwing that sick kickback, but I had a Business Calculus exam the next day? Yeah, one of these got me right, energized and buzzed. I did wake up without my pants, though.

What are Four Lokos? 

1500

The popularity of this song and its artist makes everyone feel like they're living in a  Western Romance or rather knew a guy who wore cowboy boots. From zero to TikTok hero, this song had everyone doing a lot of questionable and uncomfortable line dancing.

What is Austin? 

2000

These two fandoms, one about fem-boy personified countries in major world events, the other a sprawling webcomic about trolls, time loops, and Sharpie baths to achieve the perfect grey, dominated much of the cosplay, fan art, and drama of the time. (DAILY DOUBLE)

What is Hetalia

What is Homestuck?

2000

"This professor is truly a kind and caring professor, but DO NOT take her if you're not super advanced in philsosphy or want to protect your mental health. There are SO many papers, she gives feeback but when you fix those things in the next paper she just finds new stuff to complain about, and the lectures are confusing. TAKES NOTES!!"

Who is Dr. Evanthia Speliotis?

2000

Before Rosamund Pike taught us all what it really meant to be a "cool girl" this twisty novel by Gillian Flynn had its readers hooked with a dark tale of marriage, media, and missing wives.

What is Gone Girl?

2000

Yo, this that game where you accidentally chugged five whole beers before getting in your whip to drive to the game. Don't worry bro, DUI or not, we still know you as the champ.

What is Beer Pong? 

2000

This 2019 hit went viral on early TikTok, with people blasting this song's name on loop. Even if we aren't sure exactly who she is, we know she just "only wanna party all night," and honestly, same.

What is ROXANNE?

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