Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris…. ( already, be) to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
I have travelled on the London Eye.
I have NEVER travelled on the London Eye.
My son have / has just started the university.
My son has just started the university.
They have live in New York since 2006.
They have LIVED in New York since 2006.
Fly
Flown
Chuck Norris …( ask) a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris has asked a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Have you climbed the Eiffel Tower?
Have you EVER climbed the Eiffel Tower?
Dad haven’t / hasn’t watered the plants.
Dad hasn’t watered the plants.
I have just saw a great movie on youtube.
I have just SEEN a great movie on youtube.
Wear
Worn
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he …(turn) the sun up.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he has turned the sun up.
Sam has been to a jazz concert.
Sam has NEVER been to a jazz concert.
My little sister have / has just stopped building a LEGO house.
My little sister has just stopped building a LEGO house.
Mum have already drunk her third coffee
Mum HAS already drunk her third coffee
Eat
Eaten
Chuck Norris ….( never, wear) a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris has never worn a watch, HE decides what time it is.
They have flown in the helicopter.
They have NEVER flown in the helicopter.
The weather have / has been terrible since yesterday.
The weather has been terrible since yesterday.
My friend, Nicola has ever been to Prague.
My friend, Nicola has NEVER been to Prague.
Fought
Chuck Norris …( already, divide) by zero.
Chuck Norris has already divided by zero.
Harry Potter is the best book I have EVER read.
The Black family have / has spent a day at the seaside
The Black family has spent a day at the seaside
The plane hasn’t landed already.
The plane hasn’t landed YET.
Wake
Woken