The Losers Bracket
This candidate had the unique power to imagine what could be, unburdened by what has been
Kamala Harris
Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy
Kennedy
As the 41st and 43rd, these presidents were the most recent father-son duo
George H. W. Bush, George W. Bush
This was the first U.S. president to not be affiliated with any political party
George Washington
This Hollywood actor turned governor replaced Donald Trump on Celebrity Apprentice when Trump left the show to run for president in 2015
Arnold Schwarzenegger
This self-proclaimed "maverick" faced off against Barack Obama in 2008 and lost
John McCain
Hope
Barack Obama
As the second and sixth, this was the first father-son duo to serve as president
John Adams, John Quincy Adams
This was the first president elected with a beard
Abraham Lincoln
How many times has Donald Trump been married?
Three
After a massive punch-card voting machine failure, this candidate lost to George W. Bush after demanding a statewide recount of Florida
Al Gore
The Union must and shall be preserved!
Abraham Lincoln
This president and his brother were both assassinated within five years of each other
John F. Kennedy, Robert F. Kennedy
This was the first president to appear on television
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
This is the name of Trump's youngest son
Barron William Trump
In 1796, this Declaration of Independence signer became vice president of the U.S. when he lost to John Adams by three electoral votes
Thomas Jefferson
Better a third termer than a third rater
Franklin D. Roosevelt
This tenth president had more children than any other president in U.S. history: 15!
John Tyler
This was the first president to wear eyeglasses full time while in office
Theodore Roosevelt
This is the title of Trump's 1987 memoir and business advice book
The Art of the Deal
This candidate, known for wearing a large boot on his head and his platform of zombie apocalypse awareness, lost the 2000 presidential bid despite placing third at the Libertarian National Convention
Vermin Supreme
I like Ike
Dwight D. Eisenhower
This president wrote "The light has gone out of my life" in his journal after his wife and mother died hours apart on Valentine's Day 1884.
Theodore Roosevelt
This was the first president to weigh over 300 pounds and serve in all three branches of federal government
William Howard Taft
After financial problems in the early 1990's, Donald Trump sold his 280-foot super yacht named this to Saudi Prince Al-Waleed bin Talal
Trump Princess