Short Presidents Day Jokes
U.S. President that got the job online
Who is Abraham LinkedIn?
Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable
What is Barackoli?
George Washington had trouble sleeping because
What is "He couldn't lie"?
"My esteem in this country has gone up substantially. It is very nice now: When people wave at me, they use all their fingers."
Who is President Jimmy Carter?
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.”
Who is Ronald Reagan?
U.S. president that starred in sci-fi movies
Who is Ronald Ray Gun?
in charge of the kitchen remodel at the White House
Who is the President's Cabinet?
Thomas Jefferson would be _____________ if he were alive today?
What is "really, really, really old"?
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
Who is President Abraham Lincoln?
”Thank you for your email. This Internet of yours is a wonderful invention.” —To Al Gore during the 2000 presidential campaign
Who is George W. Bush?
Difference between a president and an actor
What is One leads the land, while the other lands the lead?
computer code that you should use to write a song for the presidential candidate
What is the Al Gore rhythm?
The president gets his hair cut at _______________?
What is Budget Cuts?
“In my many years, I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a Congress.
Who is President John Adams?
”If I had to name my greatest strength, I guess it would be my humility. Greatest weakness, it’s possible that I’m a little too awesome.”
Who is Barack Obama?
The greenest U.S. presidents
Who are the Bushes?
This president's wife had to do the most laundry
We call Joe Biden's wife the First Lady. We call his mother
Who is "Joe Mama"?
“These stories about my intellectual capacity really get under my skin. You know, for a while, I even thought my staff believed it. There, on my schedule first thing every morning, it said, ‘intelligence briefing.’”
Who is President George W. Bush?
“When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer ‘present’ or ‘not guilty.'”
Who is Teddy Roosevelt?
President who holds the record do the shortest term
Who is Grover Cleveland? He was the twenty-second president.
This Washington's general had the best sense of humor
you can make the president laugh by
What is "Challenge him to a poli-tickle debate"?
“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.”
Who is President Abraham Lincoln?
“If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?”
Who is Abraham Lincoln?