Graduates
This graduate popularized the front pony tail o clock tradition
Nikhil De
"Hi guys. Sorry to say I won't be making it to Florida this trip. Banged up my head in a car accident and the Dr advised that getting hit with a boom would be catastrophic."
Who is Will Roberts?
This brief coach stole a beer jacket and had to be Ubered home from reunions.
Who is Sam?
This sailing junior guilted Dianna over dues due to her uncomfortability with DEI.
Who is Advik?
The Tiger B team upset the A team at this non-league team racing venue.
What is Washington College?
"Freshmen you suck at sailing and if you're on roster for next weekend you should be quaking." (April 2025)
Who is Kate Feiner?
These permanent pieces of a building had to be replaced after the senior's frosh parties after one member was hoisted through them.
What are the Dod basement ceiling tiles?
A sailing senior and Dianna went head to head over the proper investigation into a theft of this item.
What are the sailing vans.
Known for its swirly current, this common venue has witnessed epic highs and lows.
What is King's Point?
This graduate is a future military wife
Carly Mraz
"Bc I'm just so happy to be besties"
Who is Zach Miesel?
These people showed up to help a senior on the team who had too good of a time at one night in Florida.
Who are the paramedics?
Dianna frequently denies access AirBnBs over these two features.
Pools and firpits.
This venue saw Cora and Evelyn capsize in sequence at MAISA women's.
What is Saint Mary's?
This graduate recently relocated to Sydney, Australia
Robert Rubin
Kate had to reset this technological account in order to find a freshman's phone on the beach.
What is her Apple ID password?
Dianna often goes ghost and is out of office for days on end for trips to this popular amusement park destination.
What is Disney World?
The Tigers have the most podiums in recent history at this venue.
What is College of Charleston?
A heavy night of drinking this bagged wine forced one graduate to spend the night at PMC
"Hey- just wanted to say. You're doing a terrific job and I want to apologize if you've been feeling at all like I'm stepping on your toes."
Who is Jasper Waldman?
This junior tried to run away from his final night of Florida due to wanting to not be seen in his attire.
Who is Nick Lorenzen?
This venue usually has overflowing toilets and three division regattas.
What is MIT?