Riddles
What month of the year has 28 days?
What is all of them?
What's my favorite land animal?
What is a lion?
Your girlfriend asks you "do I look fat?" You pause then answer no. What was the mistake?
What is pausing?
If a shark has you in its grip, what should you do?
What is punch it in the eye?
"All the other kids..."
What is with the pumped up kicks?
What gets wet while drying?
What is a towel?
What is the name of my best friend?
Who is Daniela?
You go to a restaurant and order your food when your waitress brings your food she says "Hope you enjoy your meal." you say "You too." What was your mistake?
What is saying "You too"?
If a tsunami is coming for you what should you do?
What is finding the highest area and holding on to something sturdy?
"Maybe I need some..."
What is Rehab?
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
What is Darkness?
If I could travel anywhere, where would I go?
What is Spain?
A tornado is heading towards you, you get in your car and drive as fast as you can. What was your mistake?
What is trying to out drive the tornado?
If you are free-falling in an elevator, what should you do?
What is lay flat on your back?
"I love you so, that's what you'll say..."
What is You'll tell me baby baby please don't go away?
What question can you never answer yes to?
What is "Are you asleep?"
What is my favorite Nickelodeon show?
What is Spongebob Squarepants?
You get in the car with your gf, you start to drive and ask where she wants to eat. What was your mistake?
What is asking her knowing she don't know?
If you are waist-deep in quicksand how do you get out?
What is kicking your feet and swimming backward?
"You don't know babe, when you hold me..."
What is and kiss me slowly?
I'm tall when I'm young, and short when I'm old. What am I?
What is a candle?
What pet animal did I want growing up?
What is a snake?
Someone falls and cuts their arm somewhat deep, you ask if they're ok, and help them up. What was your mistake?
What is Asking if they're ok? (don't be stupid)
if you need to head North but don't have a compass how do you find North?
What is follow the sunrise?
"Young teacher, the subject..."
What is of schoolgirl fantasy?